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<EFX> I saw a black guy with a shirt on the other day that said " keep staring, maybe I'll steal your car " |
#54228 (294/498) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mizerock> lucas, judging by your IP...you live in new zealand?
<nforbes> ...
<nforbes> The Netherlands
<nforbes> .nz is New Zealand
<lucas> Mizerock, judging by your latest statement, you live in the USA?Comment: irc.vaccus.org #main
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<crunchy_dave> hey man
<crunchy_dave> were u hangin out with jonno today?
<Battleaxze> ya rly
<crunchy_dave> dude you say that to everything
<crunchy_dave> if you couldn't say 'ya rly' all day your head would explode
<Battleaxze> what!
<Battleaxze> I have so much willpower it oozes out
<crunchy_dave> convince me.
<Battleaxze> OK, how about this:
<Battleaxze> if I say 'ya rly' again in the next 24 hours i'll give you ten bucks Tuesday
<crunchy_dave> o rly?
<Battleaxze> ya rl-- STFU |
#54235 (174/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Styx> it hurt like a bitch, but apparently my pubic hair is stronger than duct tapeComment: #bored
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#54219 (165/363) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sijmen> I've seriously got a serious problem, and you're the only ones who can help me out.
<sijmen> Tomorrow there's a presentation for school (somewhat important) and I don't have a suit!
<Kimani> Suit * newSuit = new Suit( SuitType.Black );
<sijmen> Kimani, that throws a MoneyShortageException..Comment: #gamedev on Afternet
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#54252 (147/369) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<minion> a kid tried to kill himself today at school
<legoman> tried? what went wrong?
<minion> he tried to hang himself and the rafter broke
<legoman> what sort of shoddy-ass structure was he in?
<legoman> a tent? |
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< Syntacs> Ah ha! I figured out what you should do with your giant porch, Wazm.
< Syntacs> Buy a bunch of cubicle dividers, and rent it out as apartments to about 15 Japanese salarymen. |
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