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#54135 (238/428) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Geeky1: Jaguar V12s make baby jesus cry. They are, hands down, the biggest fucking mess I've ever seen under the hood of a car in my entire life
(...10 minutes later...)
Godzilla941: i think i finally found the dipstick
Godzilla941: it's like where's waldo for mechanics
#54148 (228/456) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mivalekan> why are most girls so insecure about their weight
<Produkt> becuase theyre fat
<finn> because they are fat
#54151 (140/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Diamond> But then again, as a programmer I'm obsessed with code that just plain looks good.
<Diamond> I want to look at code and go "You are a beautiful woman"
<Diamond> And then, I make love to it by adding on to it.
<Diamond> I'm a very romantic programmer.
#54222 (-4/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jonathans> dont you hate it when you got a drink and the ice cubes fuse together like two little balls at the bottom of the cup
<@jonathans> now i know how it feels to give a blowjob upside down
Comment: #geekissues

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