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leet42: someone at the fortune cookie company has a sense of humor
leet42: "the fortune you seek is in another cookie"
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<Volcom>How do I secure Windows XP?
<Vraxx>Trying to secure Windows is like trying to re-establish virginity in a hooker.

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