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#53708 (318/426) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cmantito> I just found an old briefcase
<cmantito> with all my 2600 magazines in it
<cmantito> and a can of Crisco.
<cmantito> ... ><
<celti> ...
<celti> a can of Crisco?
<cmantito> I have NO idea. |
#53697 (242/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chris> They want everything they can't get in a man. For the most part, we only want someone to play with and have a little companionship with.
<Chris> I mean..I understand the compatiblity issue. You wouldn't put a G4 chip onto an AMD board...
<Chris> Then again, it's probably analogies like that which keep me pretty safe from girls. |
#53679 (285/479) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
xyzzy314: lol i saw this mcdonalds advertisement
xyzzy314: "until you can illegally download food, this is your best deal - the mcdonalds dollar menu" |
#53665 (241/435) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
beafet: I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time
beafet: I'm not a smoker
beafet: I just really like certain songs |
#53682 (215/403) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Book> Heh, I fell asleep on my keyboard,
<Book> when I woke up notepad was open with a few pages of 'Z's written in it. |
#53719 (202/382) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ducklord> my finest moment in the army was due to mc hammer
<ducklord> I was on patrol
<ducklord> and we met some other soldiers
<ducklord> and we were chatting, talking about army stuff
<ducklord> and I yelled out, "hammertime", did my dance, then said "moonwalk" and did a retarded moonwalk around a corner
<ducklord> those guys never talked to me again
<@rp> Hahah.
<ducklord> serves them well for trying to make meaningful conversation |
#53666 (55/457) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<olhfatti> im gohan die
<jca> you better vegeta to a hosptial
<olhfatti> i should, my lungs are krillin me
<jca> goku now
<olhfatti> i need to find my toque or else my ears will freeza |
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