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#53570 (372/510) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
reverend: so, I was fired..
reverend: A few weeks ago, I was on qdb and read about this guy getting "assless fursuits" on a Google search.
reverend: .. so I was curious..
reverend: And a week later, my supervisor came up and told me my computer was being monitored at the time, and had a screen capture of a big picture which showed my browser window - "Google Results for 'Assless Fursuits' "
reverend: seems they have standards about this kind of thing. |
#53386 (314/448) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< transgress> "The Internet, of course, is more than just a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs."
< transgress> - Time Magazine, 3 July 1995 |
#53484 (303/471) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Paco> I got my friend kicked off X-Box Live because I made a 69 Camaro SS with a Swastika on the hood (How was I to know SS stood for Supersport and not Schutzstaffel?) and I'd just join races with predominately French guys and go the wrong way on the track and wreck them
<Paco> Well, I tried to play nice
<Paco> I didn't make the Nazi Death Car until some French dude called me a faggot
<Paco> I had to unplug the headseat while I was driving the wrong way down the track, 7 angry French guys all screaming at the same time is too much |
#53581 (221/367) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xyzzy: hey think of a band name for us
xyzzy: based on the acronym "wtf"
BahamutXero: when things fly
xyzzy: nah
BahamutXero: women throw fish
xyzzy: women throw fits
BahamutXero: worms travel fast
xyzzy: where to fuck
BahamutXero: wild teens fuck
xyzzy: woot
BahamutXero: wallabies tackle frigate
xyzzy: what the fuck...
BahamutXero: that works |
#53583 (207/349) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kalleboo> hmm, i haven't pooped all day, even though i've had to go since this morning.
<Beelzebozo> go for it
<Beelzebozo> don't forget your bluetooth keyboard so you can write-only chat us
<Beelzebozo> trip report every 90 seconds pls
<nazisatan> ok that's it, I'm leaving
* kalleboo-mobile (~kalleboo-@78CFDE6.4FEB9D9A.B38660D2.IP) has joined #gbs-fm
<nazisatan> uh
<Beelzebozo> ha ha
<FT> Haha
<kalleboo-mobile> ok i an here
<kalleboo-mobile> sitting down
<FT> k
<Beelzebozo> that belongs on a list of You Know You're Addicted to Internet If...
* kalleboo-mobile has quit (Quit: kalleboo-mobile)
<Beelzebozo> he fell in!
<nazisatan> hahaha |
#53419 (197/355) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<buzzcocks> hey guys im gonna go watch some tv and consult w/ my good friend about her boy problems
<buzzcocks> wow that made me sound gay
<sickhippie|wtf> buzzcocks, is there something you need to tell us?
<buzzcocks> hey
<sickhippie|wtf> i mean, you can trust us
<buzzcocks> i only rubbed his crotch because it was a dare
* sickhippie|wtf changes topic to '<buzzcocks> i only rubbed his crotch because it was a dare' |
#53511 (193/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LagIsNewYear> spencers is where i shop for my gfs gifts
<LagIsNewYear> no where else in teh mall had a place for dildos but spencers did, so i wanted to check if they had any right and i look it up online and call em up
<LagIsNewYear> and i ask if they have any dildos or whatever and there is a woman who goes...uhhh no we do NOT carry those..
<LagIsNewYear> so i angerily went into the mall and checked myself and spencers ended up having it
<LagIsNewYear> and hten i realised i called a differnt spencers...one for kids clothing |
#53548 (210/388) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Baku_Kui has joined
<beoba> DO BOOBS SMELL?
<Baku_Kui> you ever suspect that you walked into a room at exactly the wrong momment?
<Baku_Kui> I have a strange feeling like that just now. |
#53567 (149/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dban> so i just saw a commercial for some company that helps people file for bankruptcy (no money down!)
<dban> and i'm thinking, yeah, great idea
<dban> but don't be surprised if you have trouble getting them to pay you |
#53475 (164/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<veeeeee> so Brittanys gynecologist was giving Brittany a pap smear and the gyne is like, "I have a son who is 26, and hes really into artists...would you mind if I gave you his number?"
<jessecrouch> hahahhhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
<ecks> veeeeee: wow, how inappropriate and creepy.
<ecks> goddamn
<veeeeee> yeah. Id feel pretty confident with my vagina though after that. Like a gynecologist wanted my vagina to be her vagina-in-law |
#53482 (146/308) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@FireAngel> So, are we meeting tonight?
<%g4ngst4> yeah ;]
<%g4ngst4> i'll give you somethin all your ex bfs didn't.. ;]
<@FireAngel> A STD? |
#53379 (160/348) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Omnica> AH fuck me, I just told this 12 year old girl "haha my tounges long enough to touch my hose" trying to make nice conversatin with my girlfiends sister, she called me a pedo and blocked me fuck |
#53503 (125/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Arislan> RFB- What caliber? I have a 40 cal and a 22 pistol available... 12 and 20 guage shotgun, a bolt action and semi auto 22 rifle, and a Mini 14...
<Arislan> This house = Well armed
<RFB1> only well armed?
<RFB1> @_@
<Arislan> Yeah, its legs were blown off in 'Nam |
#53469 (114/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pip> my stepdad hit my mom once and I nearly cut his balls off.
<pip> that was the best new years ever |
#53534 (96/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Anony-X>so its dark right
Anony-X>and theres something wet on my shirt
Anony-X>my imediate thought is gravy left from tea
Anony-X>so i lick it
Anony-X>turns out i sneezed earlier...
Anony-X>=[
Anony-X>this is the worst new years ever. |
#53565 (105/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
SyntaxErrorInVB: thats cool bring him too
ruotfk: ok, let me talk to him about it
ruotfk: if that commie is still on AIM
ruotfk: he is logged on but I'm not getting any response
SyntaxErrorInVB: i smell masterbation
ruotfk: hahaha
ruotfk: now I'm msging his sister saying "is your brother awake"
ruotfk: and that commiess isn't answering either
ruotfk: I smell incestComment: None
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#53550 (40/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OrchidOfCruelty> I wonder if women have a problem carrying their iPod shuffle around on their waist or keychain. It kind of looks like a tampon |
#53573 (26/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ric> *points a gun* spill the beans!
<Ric> or i'll shot!
<SilentAngel> Ric
<SilentAngel> If you're gonna be threatening, at least spell it right
* SilentAngel giggles
<Elbee23> :D
<Ric> *shit
<Ric> *shoot
<Elbee23> "Or I'll get shot!"
<SilentAngel> HAHAHA
<SilentAngel> Third times the charm, hm? :D |
#53518 (14/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Raz> She's not technically your girlfriend anymore.
<The_Forgotten> No, it's an upgrade.
<Raz> $500 upgrade.
<The_Forgotten> Yeah. It's like getting new rims.Comment: [talking about the recent engagement]
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#53334 (7/339) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aCiD2> hey, im using sdl with opengl
<aCiD2> and my program runs at about 2fps when the mouse is still and 60 when it moves
<aCiD2> any ideas why?
<aCiD2> ah nvm
<aCiD2> im being an idiot (drawing code is in sdl_pollevent loop o.O) |
#53563 (4/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RocketGib> I heard a rumor one time about this dairy down the road
<RocketGib> a guy thought it would be fun to hook himself up to the vaccum tubes
<RocketGib> so he did, and said it was the best blow job ever
<RocketGib> unfortunately, his nuts got sucked out.Comment: #rct3
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