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#53347 (488/596) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Phaze: When I was signing the paper for my driving permit
Phaze: I couldn't remember whether " or ' was feet
Phaze: So uh
Phaze: I'm 6 inches tall now
Phaze: :( |
#53323 (369/493) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<beezlebub>hey, anyone know a good way to get blood out of car seat fabric?
<mooT>o.0
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<beezlebub>nm, wrong chan.
<mooT>WHAT CHAN IS THAT OK IN! |
#53326 (342/468) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JokerzWild> my sis went into court today
<JokerzWild> with 1 charge
<JokerzWild> came out with 4Comment: irc.crazyass.net #crazyass
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#53351 (230/362) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sp3cial> heard coming from my brother's room (he has a freind over, they're plsying soul calibur 2)
<Sp3cial> "Why are you using Taki? she su- oooh, bouncy!" |
#53339 (235/393) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BigFish> aaah fuck, I'm gonna look like a right prat for the college photos today :(
<ruster> why?
<BigFish> I've got a black eye and a bruise right on my chin
<ruster> wtf, how'd that happen!?
<BigFish> well, I was at the womens kickboxing centre in town, chatting up this girl
<ruster> hehe, the girls there are hot
<BigFish> yeah, but anyway I was talking to her and she said "I'm not some cheap whore", can't remember what I said to get that reaction :S
<BigFish> and I thought to myself "yeah, you're an expensive one"
<ruster> lol
<BigFish> turns out I was thinking aloud... O_x |
#53486 (223/395) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** lowenergy is now known as emojesus
<emojesus> watch me turn water into whine |
#53348 (130/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Alucard> I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itselfComment: #WPI
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#53335 (136/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<frosty-theaussie> "i dont know. we just dont celebrate christmas like you do... we actually remember why christmas is here, not just to give gifts"
<frosty-theaussie> if someone said that to you
<frosty-theaussie> youd think that theyre attacking you for not celebrating christmas like devout christians do, wouldnt you?
<HoneyBunny> wtf is the point of christmas without gifts?
<HoneyBunny> thats like religion without blatant lies and weak unrealistic stories |
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