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#53151 (7879/10397) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k2xl> in 1998, i made a C++ program to calculate pi to a billion digits.
<k2xl> i coded it on my laptop (pentium 2 i think) and then ran the program.
<k2xl> the next day i got a new laptop but decided to keep the program running.
<k2xl> it's been over seven years now since i ran it. and this morning it finished calculating.
<k2xl> the output:
<k2xl> "THE VALUE OF PI TO THE BILLIONTH DIGIT IS = "
<k2xl> mindblowing eh?
<k2xl> i looked in the code of my program, and i found out that i forgot to output the value :(.Comment: true story, i fixed the code and am running it again
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#53184 (229/343) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<keith> 10 dollars on shipping and handling for a domain name
<keith> wtf
<keith> there is no shiping on a domain
<keith> fucking idiots
<keith> WHAT IDIOT PUTS SHIPING PRICES ON A DOMAIN OR WEBSITE
<keith> Shipping
<keith> to CAN
<keith> you cant ship a web address
<Renegade> they ship you a receipt
<Renegade> and a note
<Renegade> saying that you're a dumbass for paying shipping
<Renegade> on a domain name |
#53148 (218/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<leif> last night, we were at WalMart, and this dude was playing the 360 demo station..
<leif> and we watched for a bit
<leif> he was getting his ass shot up
<leif> so Mike says "Let's go somewhere else, this guy fucking sucks"
<leif> the kid slammed the controller and stormed off with tears in his eyes
<leif> i was like.. "Sweet, now I can play" |
#53238 (144/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
aK\: last night i had a dream that i was searching the internet for some dll and couldn't find it, then someone sent it to me, then i ran outside and saw a tornado, which was only about 3ft wide at the bottom, tearing towards my house, so i panicked and was trying to think WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO because i didn't want to lose that dll, so i ran back inside and started to ftp it to my website but it was taking filezilla forever to open, then it finally did but i got scared the tornado was going to kill me, and then i woke up. |
#53196 (156/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Whoreo> Can someone help me with my keyboard?
<@auryx> Whoreo - what's wrong w/ it?
< dz> sticky keys
< Whoreo> well its kind of embarassing.... I just go this computer for christmas yesterday...
< Whoreo> and I was downloading porno
< Whoreo> and i had an accident on the number part of the keyboards
< Whoreo> and now they dont work
< dz> wow that was supposed to be a joke
<@auryx> lol
< dz> I didn't expect it to be accurate :/Comment: undernet/#computerhelp
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#53187 (168/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Irennicus> Long story short
<Irennicus> Steph and I were having sex
<Irennicus> And as I start to shoot
<Irennicus> I screamed PROTON CANNON |
#53214 (114/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<withnail> effexor sounds like a hacker drug |
#53153 (124/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Durandal> you said you'd be right back
<+r0bin> yeah
<+r0bin> An hour an ten minutes is "right"
<+Durandal> ah
<+r0bin> Espescially since my average "bbl" is three to four months
<+Durandal> heh, that's for damn sure
<+r0bin> :P
<+Durandal> of course i've been known to disappear for a year
<+Durandal> or more
<@kefx> r0bin: haha
<+r0bin> Durandal: that's my "afk"Comment: #metawire
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#53212 (129/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Glass_Joe> god I'm such a nerd
<Glass_Joe> I was reading online about this ring from lord of the rings called "the dwarven ring of power", and how it supposedly augmented their fighting abilities
<Glass_Joe> and I said to myself "Haha, it's got +5 to strength", then I laughed like a donkey. |
#53204 (106/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Tempus_Vernum> my sister just had to be romantic and married at new years of all times
<@lolli> hehe that's very romantic
<@bc> better be in a safe place
<@Tempus_Vernum> safe place?
<@bc> dont want to be out wondering around the roads on new years now ..... around here at least.
<@Tempus_Vernum> oh
<@Tempus_Vernum> we'll be fine
> Whois: Tempus_Vernum is ~Squidgy@p175-tnt1.dun.ihug.co.nz on @#ataricc
<@bc> meh, you are in New Zealand anyhow
<@bc> its different there.
<@Tempus_Vernum> oh sure... if you drive off a cliff a mass of sheep will be sure to break your fall |
#53174 (116/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nsasch> I don't do sports. I fly.
<lucas> i do that too
<nsasch> airplanes?
<lucas> LSDComment: irc.vaccus.com / #main
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#53205 (79/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ren[Spriting]> Mike Tyson only made one contribution to society worth giving.
<Ren[Spriting]> His NES boxing game.
<Retro> he bit somebody
<Retro> oh |
#53189 (18/358) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hajuu> Man I love it at my work when old ladies call me a gentleman... Makes me wanna fuck. |
#53191 (-7/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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< mgm> I've a basic question about networking. How can network analyzer software packages (iris/etherape etc.) running on switch port 1 can 'listen' or 'learn' about other peers on a 'switch' ?
< jlott__> 'haha' 'retard'
<@hMz> wow.
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