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#52735 (181/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kufat> I wonder how ebay gets results for every keyword on google
<Kufat> ebay: We'd like to buy some adwords.
<Kufat> Google: Can you be more specific?
<Kufat> ebay: * |
#52788 (173/277) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zien> ah i love water. it's like nature's fruit juice.
<cgom> ....FRUIT JUICE is nature's fruit juice. moron. |
#52744 (171/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nanuq> Steakk: "Which of the following would you most prefer? A: A puppy, B: A pretty flower from your sweetie, or C: A large properly formatted data file?"
<Steakk> Nanuq: depends...whats in the data file? |
#52694 (145/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zurvan> well, I am off to my final, bye all
* zurvan is now known as Zurvan|drunk |
#52787 (150/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Musket> is there an echo in here?
<ManOfStuff> an echo in here?
<FessyBugger> in here?
<Kajifox> here? |
#52830 (119/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ryeenae: what's up with Vossoughi's wierd accent?
mentalpeter1212: it's Iranian
ryeenae: so, where is she from? Irania?
mentalpeter1212: it's Iran, dipshit |
#52717 (143/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- Vyk [~Vyk@dhcp19.public.ummu.umich.edu] has quit [Ping timeout: 198
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<@orange1> that would be vyk spilling root beer on his powerbookComment: he works in the cube next to mine. he yelled some might loud profanities.
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#52687 (118/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rieger> The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. |
#52765 (121/243) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Maxor> you know you're addicted to world of warcraft when you hack onto a temple's wireless internet with your laptop, which is you also have two batteries for, to do a quest with a friend in China during your younger brother's bar mitzvah |
#52659 (146/322) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<%Syntax> better !pout !cry
<%Syntax> better watchout
<%Syntax> lpr why
<%Syntax> santa claus town
<%Syntax> cat /etc/passwd >list
<%Syntax> ncheck list
<%Syntax> ncheck list
<%Syntax> cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
<%Syntax> cat list | grep nice >giftlist
<%Syntax> santa claus town
<%Syntax> who | grep sleeping
<%Syntax> who | grep awake
<%Syntax> who | egrep 'bad|good'
<%Syntax> for (goodness sake) {
<%Syntax> be good
<%Syntax> } |
#52723 (123/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ripzone> What do women & condoms have in common?
<Ripzone> They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
<Yomama> i dont get it ???
<Ripzone> ...
<Yomama> is it because of aids? |
#52675 (82/184) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* ShakespeareFan00 asks if the channel has a sanity filter....
<FreplySpang> ShakespeareFan00: yeah, any sanity gets filtered out before you see it |
#52635 (95/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@r0bby> you suck all of you
<+mite\> * [r0bby] +#gaygeeks #bimb0 @+#queers @#efnut #psychotic @#asexual #gaypeople +#M-a-t-h
<+mite\> apparently you do tooComment: #efnut [at] efnet
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#52702 (91/221) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
GOTENKS75: i cant believe I have started listening to emo
GOTENKS75: should I just kill myself?
GOTENKS75: actually no
GOTENKS75: that would be the emo thing to do |
#52827 (77/185) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> danish is german or spanish??
<benne^> it's danish ;) you know, Denmark.
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> owww
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> they have their own language??
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> damn |
#52767 (71/187) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
anotherpadawan42: I just upgraded my web hosting and now have 408 megs of free space
QreepyBORIS: Ooooh
anotherpadawan42: Dude I nearly jacked off looking at the free space pie graph. |
#52807 (67/181) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(@K) patches to 1.1
(TurboDttL) I'm a pirate so I use iPatches |
#52800 (66/180) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
liam: No worries though, toronto is supposed to have the best water filtration program
liam: just like chernobyl was the best nuclear pwer plant
boylizard: heh
liam: or the titanic was the best ship |
#52688 (76/238) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mal> OK, so one of the guys we hired for Christmas was telling us a story from his last job yesterday...
<Mal> A bunch of senior management guys came down for the weekend, and took some junior management guys (store managers and stuff) out camping.
<Mal> So they're out there in the bush and they're doing a bonding exercise where they skin kangaroos they've shot.
<Mal> They're busy getting drunk that night when the senior guys chip in $25 and dare one of the junior guys to fuck one of the skinned kangaroos. He refuses, they up the ante to $50, and he fucking does it. Fucks a skinned kangaroo.
<Mal> The guy wakes up the next morning in his tent, and the skinned kangaroo he fucked the night before has been put in the sleeping bag beside him. Not only did this poor bastard fuck a dead, skinless kangaroo, he then slept with it!
<Wad_S> LOL, that's awesome! Where'd he work?
<Mal> That's the best part.
<Mal> He worked at Burger King. |
#52745 (59/207) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
dackattac: I found GTA demoralizing until I got into the story.
dackattac: Suddenly that wasn't the emulation of my thumbs acting on my whims, it was the character of a thug in the life of crime on his own terms, and the missions were simply part of the plot.
legames: holy christ
legames: that's hilarious
legames: it's about punching hookers
legames: everyone knows thatComment: On Grand Theft Auto - Vice City.
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#52781 (50/194) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
renegadeaven: I finally figured out what DDR is.
renegadeaven: It is reflex training for Japanese fighter pilots.
renegadeaven: They are planning to attack Pearl Harbor again. |
#52676 (51/199) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@bonez_> Beer.
<@DrmCtchr> sex
< shizzy> titties
<@DrmCtchr> money
<@DrmCtchr> and drugs
<@bonez_> bandwidth
<@DrmCtchr> good point bonez
<@DrmCtchr> bandwidth before drugsComment: EFNet #seattle
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#52741 (57/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<stan> life just isn't complete until you can do a line of blow off the back of a girl you're anally violating while she's decapitated.
<Eigenstat> stan, dude, that would be impossible. The post decapitation reflex is STRONG. Every muscle spasms like FUCK about 5 seconds after the spinal cord is severed.
<stan> god, it's not like she'll squeeze my dick off.
<Eigenstat> no, but she'd ruin the line, man.Comment: efnet #ampedout
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#52782 (33/195) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Twyce_Dailey> ok, i now officially have the coolest cellphone ever
<Twyce_Dailey> i have, for a background, a stopsign with "hammertime" spraypainted across the bottom, for a ringtone, Can't Touch This, and for an SMS alert, M.C. Hammer saying "Stop, Hammertime" |
#52657 (36/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Glowsun: did you hear about evel knievel's latest stunt?
MrMoog_: no?
Glowsun: he's going to ride through ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back
MrMoog_: XD XD XD |
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