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#52272 (345/523) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-koroaway : So ...
-koroaway : a tanker truck full of beer crashed into a bus full of kids on their               way to play hockey.  In a snowstorm
-koroaway : does it get any more Canadian than that?
#52386 (349/535) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Valdek> rofl
<Valdek> my sister's friend alyssa just came into the kitchen when i was getting some grape juice
<Valdek> and yelled "don't ever cum inside a girl!"
<Valdek> and threw a pregnancy test box at me
#52463 (239/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DB> Oh god - what the fuck do they put in absinthe? i only had a couple and I feel like I've been raped by a camel..
<Rust_Bunny> It's meant to be taken orally ..
#52431 (358/586) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
The topic of #ChristanSingles is *The touch of christ is an everlasting gift*
<Masatuna> i noticed that topic has been here for a while and just stopped in for a question...
<Kirt> shoot :-)
<Masatuna> can you show me where on the doll he touched you?
Comment: Banned #ChristianSingles
#52311 (253/425) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TriviaBot> Trivia: In 1973 israel shoots down 13 __________ mig-21s?
<synth> american
<Mike> syrian
<TriviaBot> Made Man Mike was correct. Answer: syrian Time: 11.281 Earnings: 33750 Rank: 78th
<synth> syria has planes?
<Mike> it did
<Mike> israel shot em all down
Comment: irc.jaundies.org #trivia
#52306 (234/412) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sef> We were cleaning out my friend's storage space today because his parents paid us 25 bucks each. :o
<Sef> And we found some interesting things.
<rstlne> oh?
<Sef> A vibrator. Some weird gloves. And a book. "The New Joy of Sex"
<Sef> We stuck the vibrator in the dishwasher that was there.
<Sef> Then we went back to his house and found out his parents are going to give the dishwasher to his grandmother.
<Sef> So..
<Sef> Either way, someone's going to open up the dishwasher and get a surprise.
<Sef> Big orange floppy penis.
#52440 (202/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Franchise> there were 4 girls working at each security check point at the airport in tokyo
<The_Franchise> 2 were handling bags and stuff
<The_Franchise> 1 was checking the xrays
<The_Franchise> and 1 was there to bow to you after you walk thru the metal detector
#52304 (229/423) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kasyx> How do you circumsize a redneck?
<Kasyx> kick his sister in the jaw
<Ceno> but rednecks don't have teeth?
<Kasyx> touche
#52444 (160/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
rancor1985: this porn sites 404 error is in spanish
pez805: OMG YOU CAN SEE HER PAGINA

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