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#52153 (315/527) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+Akiros) OMG A GIRL MSGED ME ON AIM
(+Akiros) WHEW that was awesome
(+Akiros) i logged out immediately
(+Akiros) this rocks, i bet this is what sex is like
Comment: irc.lessthanthree.us #<3
#52155 (231/431) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
homerundude85: i had a dream that i was playing poker with the devil
dackattac: Really?
dackattac: Did you win?
homerundude85: yeah i did
dackattac: Sweet
dackattac: What did you win?
homerundude85: a trip to heaven and a diet soda
dackattac: I knew the devil was somehow associated with aspartame.
#52174 (40/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Zombiwulf) Using someone else's pc is like borrowing a jockstrap.

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