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#52103 (472/660) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sp3cial> haha, I was at Big W earlier and they had one of those display PC's running
<Sp3cial> it didn't have a mouse, but it had a keyboard.
<Sp3cial> my keyring is a USB pen drive.
<Sp3cial> long story short, WMP is now looping a 19 year old virgin getting pounded by a large tentacle monster.
<Sp3cial> and to make it worse, I unplugged the keyboard.
#52124 (376/536) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<digitok> Talon: Enable PM
<Talon> one sec
<Talon> done
<digitok> Thanks
<Talon> ok.. why did i do that if your not gonna PM me?
<digitok> I just wanted to see if you're still my bitchComment: #spiderslair on Webchat
#52088 (160/394) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<samuraisam> Whats worse than a cold toilet seat? A warm one. It makes you think "why is this toilet warm?". Then you understand that it is warm because..
#52131 (126/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Freddie> I think you have sand in your vagina
<DJ_Yami> wtf is a vaginaComment: #atthepark on etg
#52050 (46/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Freenode> <Renski> Thats weird, im more impressed that im talking with someone from another network, than I am with the fact that you could be anywhere on the planet.Comment: 'Freenode' is a relay bot from Freenode#winapi to EFnet#winapi
#52107 (20/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
godtoe: What do you think of fat women?
Relient K 0587: Define "fat"
godtoe: (    .     )
#52003 (8/448) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sp3cial> well ok, shitty computer, I'd better not bump the desk or you might start making heaps of noise.
<Sp3cial> an smell like smoke...
<Sp3cial> HOLY FUCK SHIT FUCK
<Sp3cial> OH DEAR GOD FIRE SHIT
#51996 (7/493) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
RossEdge: anyhoo
RossEdge: im going to bed
James: i am not
James: GoF will be done in
James: 56 minutes
James: MUST WATCH
James: assuming it isn't gay porn
RossEdge: if it IS gay porn?
James: oh man
James: good thing i am the shift-delete king
RossEdge: youre not gonna watch it anyway?
James: what? no
RossEdge: damn it james...we're never gonna get into a QDB with that mind of thinking
#52091 (-3/453) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<snow> it's no surprise that "mixin it up" has the same number of syllables as "sucking some cock"Comment: #geekissues

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