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#51035 (452/584) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> so guys
<Rjx> i gotta get my computer to the USA somehow
<Rjx> as cheap as possible
<GerbilWrk> wrap it up in a condom and swallow it
<Jimmothy> put it in a condom and swallow it
<Rjx> you two aren't allowed to talk anymore
#51040 (379/547) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chiby> base? is that another word for acid?
<spriggan> wtf, when's your chemistry exam?
<chiby> tomorrow
<spriggan> hahahahaha, oh man, you're screwed
#51956 (277/449) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<coaster> i wrapped myself in a ton of bubblewrap once and jumped from the 4th floor
<irishlace> no you didn't... LOL
<coaster> yes i did
<irishlace> wtf were you on?
<coaster> well, i was on the 4th floor
<coaster> then the firstComment: irc.lessthanthree.us #<3
#51969 (239/397) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Retro> shit
* Retro just woke up
<Grath> Retro
<Grath> Why is it bad?
<Retro> I don't know
<Retro> but I'm not used to waking up, going to the bathroom to take a piss, and looking in the mirror to see my keyboard imprinted in my face
#50083 (333/569) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Code_Dark> Girl: so today was like our first offical date and it was like perfect
<@Code_Dark> wewt.
<@Akamu> It's a trap!
<@Code_Dark> !!!
<@Akamu> it's to perfect.
<@Akamu> I bet she's was once a man.
<@Code_Dark> ...
<@Code_Dark> hahahaha
<@Code_Dark> that would explain her erection.
<@Code_Dark> ...
<@pseudo> ...
<@Akamu> haha
<@pseudo> that would mean shes still a man.
<@Code_Dark> oh.
<@Code_Dark> that would explain my erection.
<@Code_Dark> ...
<@pseudo> ...
<@Akamu> hahahaha
#51025 (192/380) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kiell> So I get a text message on Friday from a number I didn't recognise...
<Kiell> it reads:
<Kiell> "Hi agatha this is betty i do not have very many clothes to be ironed this week i am sorry but please can you come next week. i hope you are well. betty."
<Kiell> I ponder this for an hour or two, and then reply:
<Kiell> "That's ok, betty.  I fucking suck at ironing. See you next week.  Aggie."
#51033 (106/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SharpShooter>  else if( $A['type'] ']']']']']== ']']']']']==']']']']==']']']==']']==']=='poll' )  <--- anything wrong with that line?
<@Gordon> Ya, I get kinda dizzy when I try to read it
<@Working> what the fuck.

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