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#51739 (528/678) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Clo Poud: my dad
Clo Poud: is pressuring me into buying a car
Rodri316: Clo Poud
Rodri316: Keep your dad's volume constant
Rodri316: and lower his body temperature
Clo Poud: rodri
Clo Poud: what the FUCK
Clo Poud: are you even TALKING ABOUT
Rodri316: according to Gay-Lussac's law, his pressure should decrease |
#51625 (486/624) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
<DmncAtrny> and run like hell |
#51642 (307/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pentavite> i need help with my programming class
<Pentavite> what's an execution error?
<GenericLoser> It's when you kill the wrong person. |
#51684 (345/485) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Dave: I checked for wireless networks here, and I found some (protected though). One of them is named Linksys (how original), andother is HomeWireless (mine), then there was one called RobandKelly, and a 4th one called "RobandKellyaregay" |
#51619 (358/528) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
eefstr_12: theres no fresh water where I am, we have them delivered
sze_mai: here's what you do
sze_mai: feed a couple of monkeys salt and follow them
sze_mai: you'll find a water source for sure
eefstr_12: one question, where do I get monkeys
sze_mai: dunno, I'm an expert in water, not monkeys. |
#51634 (368/572) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<f1agrant> I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident. |
#51643 (340/526) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ryan`> god i fucking rule
<ryan`> my brother stole money from me
<ryan`> so i mixed elmers glue with a bit of water
<ryan`> then i spread some over my sisters little hand puppets
<ryan`> and threw it half way under his bed
<ryan`> now hes grounded all next week for "jacking off with her hand puppets" |
#51623 (228/406) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Skylos : dang its irritating when I get phone calls and they just hang up
Triggur: call them back with caller ID and then hang up!
Triggur: ever get a Heavy-Breathing call?
Triggur: I did once and I told him, "oh god, that is SO hot. can I jack off too?"
Triggur: turns out it was my mom winded from walking upstairs. |
#51616 (90/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<S0nFez> Oh shit oh shit, i just accidently sent a DL380 G4 server and couple of desktops to a sheet metal company!
<favgame> lol wtf are they going to do with that
<S0nFez> Fuck i phoned them and they refuse to say they have them!
<s0nFez> right action plan.
<s0nFez> 1)phone courier and get signatures proving they signed for them
<s0nFez> 2)fax signatures over to those dodgy wankers and threaten legal action
<s0nFez> 3)arrange same day courier to pick them up and deliver them to right address. if this doesnt work im so badly fuxed.
<favgame> want an easier method?
<favgame> 1) wait till sunday
<favgame> 2) go to market and find the store selling a £3000 DL380 G4 server as "big computer, abit noisy" and offer the bloke $50
<favgame> bound to be cheaper than a sameday courier |
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