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#51570 (11380/13270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on
<atsleek> lol
<Nefemus> what?
#51585 (247/411) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
blucracksmurf: i tried to read the case study on why windows is more stable than linux, but IE crashed while opening the pdf
#51607 (233/419) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Psychopomp> Hows the packing going?
<Entropy> I solved a dilemma! =D
<Psychopomp> What dilemma would this be?
<Entropy> I'm leaving out clothes for tomorrow, and washing all the dirty clothes tonight, but what to do with the underwear etc I wear to bed?  I don't want to cart it around dirty all day tomorrow
<Psychopomp> Sleep nekkid?
<Entropy> Obvious solution = sleep n3kkid
<Entropy> Wow, same wavelength
<Psychopomp> Well, the way i look at it, how could it be a dilemma if being naked is even a POSSIBLE solution?
<Psychopomp> You can fix anything by stripping
<Entropy> Interesting theory
<Entropy> Let's test your thesis.  From now on, whenever I face a problem, first thing I'll do is take off all my clothes and see if that works
#51574 (204/370) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
bryan1835: using php5 with xml is like beating a midget in a footrace.
bryan1835: it's so freaking easy, it's not even funny.
bryan1835: okay, it's a little funny.
#51602 (141/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
The Magma Hawk: I can see the Presidential race 20 years from now.
The Magma Hawk: "Have you ever tried an MMORPG?"
The Magma Hawk: "I tried WoW once, but I never leveled."
#51593 (127/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Florgenblorken: did i tell you my cousin ran away
Caracarn52: nope
Caracarn52: Go on.
Florgenblorken: hes like a drug addict and just bad news in general, and he hates his parents. so i hear from my dad last week he ran off with 1200$ and has been gone for about half a week. but heres the fucked up part. he asked me last time i saw him, "hey dude ive been thinking of running off think i should?" and me being an idiot says, "yeah man sure why not" since i thought he was joking
Florgenblorken: whoops
#51588 (26/242) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
blucracksmurf: my whole life i thought men only had a couple feelings: angry, amused, wow that was dumb, and ow that hurt.....now i'm discovering there are more
blucracksmurf: i can't decide if i like it
Seven11Slurpes: there are only 4 for straight guys. What you are, I don't know anymore
blucracksmurf: i hate you
#51577 (26/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Theropissed> Hey tuqui
<Theropissed> I enlisted.
<Tuqui-tuqui> yes vash :D
<Tuqui-tuqui> schweet!
<Tuqui-tuqui> you have server IP?
<Theropissed> ...
<Theropissed> as in
<Theropissed> joined the army.
<Theropissed> ...
<Tuqui-tuqui> oh...
Comment: #cainslair, etg

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