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<GenericLoser> So in PE today we were asked to name swimming strokes.
<GenericLoser> One of the less intelligent girls in the class responded "doggy style".
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<val1s> anyone know any hassidik jewish porn websites i can redirect my old companies website to?
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plainsongx: also, that is a lie. the bumping and grinding was like the one good part of that movie [The Matrix II].
HeKuknos: dude no it was not
HeKuknos: i watched that movie with my dad
HeKuknos: it was the most uncomfotable fifteen minutes that wouldn't end of my LIFE
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<matja> well, i _tried_ to read the case study on why windows is more stable than linux, but IE crashed while opening the pdf
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As stable as einsteinium maybe.
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K2xL: can you imagine a chat convo in java?
A_TEENS: dude stfu before i extend MyFist and implement yourFace.
K2xL: you're way ArrayListOutOfBounds. be careful before i garbage collect your gf.
K2xL: how's your gf anyway? isn't her private members public?
A_TEENS: hey... shutup man. her class is PROTECTED.
K2xL: Oh yeah? How much instanceOf() has she given you? What does her GetSome() method return?
A_TEENS: You'd get a stack overflow error bitch.
K2xL: Or NoSuchElementException ;)
A_TEENS: ... Fuck(Object You).
Comment:
k2xlgames.com
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<orgbot> i broke a G string while fingering a minor
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orgbot talking about his guitar
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