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#51267 (597/697) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<duncan> now I must hurry... driving lessons are afoot!
<Fibbles> wait
<Fibbles> you can't drive yet?
<Fibbles> but you were driving us everywhere at the lan...
<duncan> >:)
<Fibbles> i feel somewhat more greatful to be alive
#51285 (501/767) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Retro> THE MIRACLE OF CELL DIVISION
<Retro> o
<Retro> 0
<Retro> 8
<Retro> oo
#51310 (277/447) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aeturnus> i want a tattoo of jesus that has a tattoo of me on his arm
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<GenericLoser> A kid got detention today in French class.
<GenericLoser> He made a white flag for his project on French art.
#51129 (203/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
([LH]Neil|Work) the worst thing about audio programming: the possibility of deafening yourself
([LH]Neil|Work) just got a 440Hz tone at pretty much full volume from my headphones
([LH]Neil|Work) my ears are ringing now
(Silex) you got an A for that
(Silex) ;)
#51274 (175/397) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<patours> my ftp is yours :)
<Pnuts> oooooh
<Pnuts> I like when you talk dirty
<patours> lol
<JU5TICE> Nothing like hammering an ftp until the early morning. "Take my big files, you dirty virus ridden server"
<JU5TICE> Apparently
<Jose`> who's your admin
<Jose`> yeah
<Jose`> thats right
<Jose`> who's your admin!
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<Thatch> If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

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