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#51244 (321/507) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<the_fonz> i've been dating this chick
<the_fonz> it's been my most stable relationship
<the_fonz> i thought it would last a while
<the_fonz> TURNS OUT SHE'S MY COUSIN

#51235 (199/357) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kookykman> Are you within driving distance of Boston?
<Phlip> Sadly, no.
<Phlip> Sometimes I wish Australia was driving distance from the US...
<Phlip> unfortunately that isn't to be :(
<Phlip> lousy government

#51227 (166/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Dead Like One: You know, I've learned something from watching Episode III with Kenny.
A love revisited: Oh?
Dead Like One: "Don't mistreat droids." "Never trust a clone." "Don't make deals with sith lords."
Dead Like One: Things that will never help me.
A love revisited: Replace droids with menial laborers, clone with Catholic, and sith lords with cokeheads, and you've got some serious life lessons there.

#51220 (77/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Zorro: what do I do if someone wants to Cyber me but there are people around?
Null: Never ask that again.

#51198 (29/363) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Enjoi> I'm not going to stop a drug habit just because my life is getting in the way.

#50946 (8/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thuryn> i figure, carry the machine gun for business, and the rapier for pleasure
<Thuryn> but don't forget the dagger in both cases, for close quarters. and perhaps a 9mm ;)
<biform_3> i don't think we can be friends
<Thuryn> :(

#51167 (2/408) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
homerundude: i just had a fart that sounded like the drop sound on the computer

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