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#51077 (346/500) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@yt): i need something that symbolises my alter-ego. Bowler hat, briefcase, umberella, monacle
(@yt): etc
(rocksicle): your alter-ego is the penguin?
#51174 (247/457) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid
Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?"
Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away
Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing
Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up
Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek
Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away
#51196 (163/343) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<farlax> damn... my GF had another prolapse... last night she was going pretty hard, and it just happened...
<yot> ...
<toowan> an anal prolapse?  like mr. goatse?
<farlax> DAMMIT!!!  RELAPSE!!! SHE HAD A RELAPSE OF HER ASTHMA SYMPTOMS WHILE RUNNING HOME!
#51058 (167/431) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Zero7 has joined #Samus.co.uk
<PizzaBoy> Oh god, I just jacked off my cat.
<Dazzy[Comicing]> A tektite was humping my horse...
<Cinsu> ...
<Cinsu> Zero7
<Cinsu> Welcome to samus.co.uk

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