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#51100 (347/491) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
donchongo: i wonder what possesed some one to invent play-doh and silly putty
Wildfire: poop dries out to fast
donchongo: that really put a screeching halt to my thought process |
#51190 (283/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RPharazon> I was reading a rather nice article about suicide, and what the consequences were.
<GoneWacko> Well, generally, you die. |
#51175 (242/360) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> 20% of americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, 17% of the people who know that the earth revolves around the sun, believe it does so every 24hours
<timmo> jesus
<timmo> people are fucking morons
<wind`> wait what
<wind`> doesn't the earth revolve around the sun in 24 hours?
<timmo> well i guess we found one of the 17% |
#51176 (272/406) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
McKhaos: this guy asks me
McKhaos: how many people work in your company ?
McKhaos: my answer
McKhaos: about a third |
#51083 (257/423) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
legames: you know what pisses me off the most?
dackattac: Goats that kick you when you finger their asshole?
dackattac: Er
dackattac: What?
legames: There wouldn't even be a market for the iMic if Apple just had headphone jacks like everyone else
legames: also the goat thing |
#51013 (266/460) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Messiah: I've only heard one good dead baby joke
Messiah: And that's 'cause I made it good when someone else tried to tell it to me
Messiah: They said, "Hey, hey hey, how long's a baby last in the microwave?"
Sokar: idk. wanna find out?
Messiah: My response was, "Two minutes, forty-three seconds"
Sokar: haha
Sokar: nice
Messiah: They weren't sure how to respond to that
Messiah: So I invited them over for dinner |
#51081 (178/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jestuh> ahh huge paper due at 9am and haven't even opened word yet
<@DigDug> start -> run -> winword
<@DigDug> [ok]
<@jestuh> sweet phase 1 is complete! |
#51136 (1/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kode> .:.
<kode> ..:
<kode> :..
<kode> ....
<kode> ::
<kode> tetrisComment: #nodewar
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