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#51022 (551/691) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?
#51015 (340/484) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Nail: my chemistry teacher has bad grammar
Traceur: how so
Nail: princiPAL laws of quantum numbers
Traceur: he put principle?
Nail: no
Nail: put principal
Traceur: do yuo know the difference between those two wordS?
Nail: yeah, principal is like the school administrator
Nail: because he's your pal
Traceur: 'principal' also means 'main'
Traceur: a 'principle' is a concept
Traceur: your principal failure comes from not understanding the principles of grammar.
Nail: fuck you.
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<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
#51011 (331/489) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pmv> How do you escape from a for loop?
<Argue> Make a break for it.
#50968 (319/475) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ralphis> I'm discussing
<fragglet> its spelled disgusting
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Sanjuro Makabe: btw remember what you made up about something like the 7 layer protocol of the network or something?
Sanjuro Makabe: application, presentation, session, transport, network, datalink, physical
Sanjuro Makabe: i remember you made up something nasty to remember those by...i forgot what it was
Saem: a pussy so tight no dick penetrates
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<@kickaha> I'm beginning to be seduced by the life of leisure shit.
<Franoculator> run for President.  You get 6 weeks of vacation per month.
<`WarpKat> yea...and also whenever there's a crisis
#51074 (172/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* wiskic10_4[work] (wiskic10_4@3D6FCCD7.1FA7CA99.E878EC9B.IP) has joined #lobby
<wiskic10_4[work]> you'll never guess where I am...
<wiskic10_4[work]> oh.
<wiskic10_4[work]> damn.
<wiskic10_4[work]> stupid auto-nick...Comment: #lobby on Unerror
#51079 (119/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[SD]Away> god i hate the my gf is an oper on a network...makes argueing impossibleComment: random.sssinc2003.net #hosting
#51024 (118/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hahacornut>  I need visual aids for my presentation tomorrow
<Narcissus>  go to visual africa
#51049 (-2/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ampitax> <?
<Ampitax>   mysql_query("SELECT * FROM nerds WHERE username = Selay");
<Ampitax> ?>
<Vincent> Matches: 1
<Selay> :/

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