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#50945 (301/461) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Erika> WTF
<Erika> I JUST TOOK MY WATCH OFF...
<Erika> TO PUT IT ON MY DESK.
<Erika> EXCEPT I PUT MY SPOON ON MY DESK AND MY WATCH IN MY CUSTARD.
<Erika> FUCKComment: #snoopy on irc.double0.net

#50951 (280/428) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Como> mom brought me apple pie
<Como> in bed
<Como> no wonder dad married her

#50923 (17/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tama|home> this is a real news article...
<Tama|home> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.