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#50848 (389/505) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< jiteo> I remember calling my ISP asking about getting a static IP
< jiteo> poor guy on the other end was so happy to have someone with brains to
talk to
< jiteo> and actually get asked a question that makes sense
< jiteo> on that day I brought warm fuzzies in his life
< jiteo> I will forever be proud
< KrakensDen> :)
< KrakensDen> did you get one?
< jiteo> no
#50837 (281/441) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Samantha_Carter> is it possible that someone can be so handicapped in his eyesight that he wouldnt see anything with glasses?
<Samantha_Carter> he wouldnt even be able to recognize shapes or anything?
<wilkz> yes sam - its called being blind.
#50765 (323/511) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wenko> today in java the prof asked the class for a simple iterator where we can  use some math
<wenko> so this one guy pipes up and says "Make it an address book, and It will calcuate the percentage of girls that slept with you"
<wenko> the prof looks up and says "I can't do that", meaning its not appropriate
<wenko> so the guy yells back "why not?"
<wenko> and the first thing that came to mind i said "You get an error when you divide by zero"Comment: ...Im now failing that class...
#50857 (285/467) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%robert> we should do a group suicide
<%robert> it could be fun
<%robert> and if not, well, we just won't do it againComment: #wpi
#50831 (160/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«@cv_otaku» Hey, does anyone know how long Chinese can go in the refrigerator before it goes bad?
«@Tdot[Comic]» ...people or food?
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[lenin-communist] you americans hate communism
[@whipsmart] I love Communism...  it's because of Communism that Russian girls will give you a blowjob for a pair of LevisComment: Quakenet #FunChat
#50879 (140/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@pixeldust> i dunno whats getting me higher, the weed i smoked or the Febreeze I use to mask the smell.  that shit is pretty strong.
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<lotusleaf> I wish someone would make a pair of sunglasses which when worn would transform all of the sights into live ascii
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<Pashoshon> Hey, do you know when n00b hunting days are?
<Lukian> When?
<Pashoshon> Any day ending with 'y'.
<Lukian> Well, then forget about tomorrow.
<Pashoshon> At least we've got today! :P

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