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#50745 (386/528) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Philwelch> In my high school, I would print out the "this page is blocked" page that comes up when you run afoul of the content filter on the library computers, and post it next to the anti-censorship posters in the library.
<Philwelch> Long story made short, the library ultimately took down the anti-censorship posters. |
#50729 (479/669) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
thewhathewhat: I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why arents sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When i play rock/ paper/ scissors, i always choose rock. Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, im sorry, I thought paper would protect you." |
#50728 (219/357) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<h4m911> i think i am going to rather enjoy my workcentre's new policy of "we won't work on your shitbox unless you sit here and wait while we do"
<h4m911> that should cut down my work load by about 900%
<punch> heh
<punch> fuck that
<punch> i dont need Newbie McTalker hovering over me while i fix his emachine
<punch> "what are you doing now?"
<punch> "what program is that?"
<punch> "where did you learn to do that?"
<punch> "what caused that to break?"
<punch> "i just bought that machine a year ago brand new"
<punch> "what do you mean its a 486"
<h4m911> you're not bitter at all! |
#50723 (189/371) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kyrion> do NOT eat a hot pizza naked
<Kyrion> correction
<Kyrion> do NOT drop a slice of hot pizza on yourself when you are naked
<Fibbles> don't irc when naked
<Fibbles> freak |
#50736 (133/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<comet1604> shit, my nose just started bleeding
<whackazog> lay off the cock
<comet1604> ?
<whackazog> errr, coke |
#50738 (121/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<seelet> the frat house down the road doesnt even have wep on
<seelet> wtf
<HaLLuCiN0> maybe they are to busy drinking beer, smoking weed, and fucking chicks
<seelet> :( |
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