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<Slater_> I HATE sticky keys!
<Slater_> I specifically remember being just about to take that perfect headshot in Counter-Strike, tapping the shift-key to sneak a bit forward for a clean view. ...and then...
<Slater_> "Hello! We think you must be severely handicapped, since you just pressed the shift key. We will now close your game and teach you a bit about using your computer with no hands. Love thy Windows experience!"
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<@CFX> no
<@CFX> I'm not into zoophilia
<@CFX> leave that for Daz
<@CFX> and his walruses
<Dazzy> ....
<Dazzy> MANATEES dammit!
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<che> there's a programmer's union?
<Wintermute> yes
<Wintermute> Local 100100101110101010010
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* Nivasi won't discuss her heydays of the funky mushrooms (not even from 30 yrs ago its sacred thing
<miyako> yeah, I got into mushrooms for a while
<miyako> someone gets you to try a portabella, then you think "maybe a morel" next thing you know your letting bums on the street do blow out of your ass crack to get a fix for your shitakes
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HardCoresHeep: I'm having a 3 way with Nina and Andrew.
Californian: mk
HardCoresHeep: ..
HardCoresHeep: ^Conversation
HardCoresHeep: a 3 way conversation
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(placid|work) i knew a girl that was fat just because of her asthma medication
(@Rayn) what was she taking for asthma ... cheeseburgers?
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<Foicite> Nothing brightens your day like Japanese girls gasping and moaning as they laud your sexual prowess.
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<Mr_Blud> That looks like a mosquito
<ThunderMax> I hate mosquitos
<ThunderMax> they're like the Jehovah's Witnesses of nature
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<themole> I was thinking of quiting my job at target
<soapy> you should look into getting a job at goatse
<soapy> I heard they have a large opening
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<molo> penis
<treb> whats the plural of penis? is it peni?
<kroggy> gang rape.
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#homeworld
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<rw-rw-rw-> Just found out that the reason they didn't upgrade this ISDN line here to voice+data is because "we're out of trunks".
<scromp> Uh oh. Nothing worse than half-naked telco employees
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