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#50388 (356/496) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slater_> I HATE sticky keys!
<Slater_> I specifically remember being just about to take that perfect headshot in Counter-Strike, tapping the shift-key to sneak a bit forward for a clean view. ...and then...
<Slater_> "Hello! We think you must be severely handicapped, since you just pressed the shift key. We will now close your game and teach you a bit about using your computer with no hands. Love thy Windows experience!"
#50350 (193/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@CFX> no
<@CFX> I'm not into zoophilia
<@CFX> leave that for Daz
<@CFX> and his walruses
<Dazzy> ....
<Dazzy> MANATEES dammit!
#50344 (145/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<che> there's a programmer's union?
<Wintermute> yes
<Wintermute> Local 100100101110101010010
#50352 (139/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Nivasi won't discuss her heydays of the funky mushrooms (not even from 30 yrs ago its sacred thing
<miyako> yeah, I got into mushrooms for a while
<miyako> someone gets you to try a portabella,  then you think "maybe a morel" next thing you know your letting bums on the street do blow out of your ass crack to get a fix for your shitakes
#50372 (162/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
HardCoresHeep: I'm having a 3 way with Nina and Andrew.
Californian: mk
HardCoresHeep: ..
HardCoresHeep: ^Conversation
HardCoresHeep: a 3 way conversation
#50338 (169/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(placid|work) i knew a girl that was fat just because of her asthma medication
(@Rayn) what was she taking for asthma ... cheeseburgers?
#50220 (196/430) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foicite>  Nothing brightens your day like Japanese girls gasping and moaning as they laud your sexual prowess.
#50337 (155/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_Blud> That looks like a mosquito
<ThunderMax> I hate mosquitos
<ThunderMax> they're like the Jehovah's Witnesses of nature
#50381 (156/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<themole> I was thinking of quiting my job at target
<soapy> you should look into getting a job at goatse
<soapy> I heard they have a large opening
#50369 (140/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<molo> penis
<treb> whats the plural of penis? is it peni?
<kroggy> gang rape.
Comment: #homeworld
#50431 (49/181) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rw-rw-rw-> Just found out that the reason they didn't upgrade this ISDN line here to voice+data is because "we're out of trunks".
<scromp> Uh oh.  Nothing worse than half-naked telco employees

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