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<mrmitch> question
<ObsidianX> answer
<ObsidianX> man, that was easy |
#49878 (403/599) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Victorian_Skunk> Is there a new virus going around? My Windows has suddenly changed to another language! I think it's Croatian.
<Dan> You Got Serbed!Comment: #rpgnet
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#49902 (367/551) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cg> anyone here able to explain a banking question to me in small words?
<devnull> bank? simple?
<GeminiDomino> cg: "All your money are belong to us" |
#49882 (215/381) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<utonium> * QUESTION * 302975 of 341350, worth 10 points: how many equal sides are there on a scalene triangle?
<utonium> Answer: ....
<mannyt> four
<utonium> Answer: .o..
<Missl337> four
<witchyp00> 4
<Missl337> none
<Missl337> duh |
#49938 (230/410) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hatter> tonight I: lost in poker, drank absinthe, scaled the wall of the peabody university, got into a street fight, got a black chick with implants to show us her breasts
<AlmtyBob> , lied about everything but losing in poker.Comment: #ramen
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<retard> if we went to a party kitsa
<retard> you'd have to buy some sort of anti retard spray
<Kitsa> it's called mace |
#49968 (175/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_bigd_> someone find me pics of bodies/corpses/skeletons hanging from chains/meathooks, kthx
<AImtyBob> hold on, lemme check my porn dir |
#49907 (124/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
elegidito: wow man people IMing me i dont even know
XDeathbyBladeX: That sucks
XDeathbyBladeX: Or maybe not if they're hawt
elegidito: well thats what im wondering
elegidito: i think she might be hot
XDeathbyBladeX: haha
XDeathbyBladeX: NICE!
elegidito: lol
XDeathbyBladeX: I get to revert to my old ways
elegidito: oh man, i think its my cousin o_O |
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ec0 R 1: i just LOVE spending money
suburbia37: but hopefully you'll be making it back in spades
ec0 R 1: whatever that means... lol
suburbia37: right now i'm picturing people throwing shovels at you |
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<Brianetta> This is why I like open source (:
<Brianetta> It's like the manual, only more detailed and with less pictures. |
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< SpinifeX> KRYSTAL- aka not a whore says:
< SpinifeX> lol id it werent for the sun you'd be the hottest thing in the universe!
< SpinifeX> SpinifeX says:
< SpinifeX> and if my computer didnt exist you'd be the sexiest thing in the universe |
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< RyuKojiro> if it is a vertical asymptote at 25 then he needs to cook them longer to unburn them ;)
< kernel_dan> its a vertical asymptote from the left (i.e. at time is infinitessimally less than 25)
< kernel_dan> for time greater than 25, it is undefined
< RyuKojiro> Oh, okay ;)
< kernel_dan> by now, his cookies would be really burnt
< RyuKojiro> indefinitely burnt ;)
< kernel_dan> quick! the freezer
< RyuKojiro> Wait, then it would be a 3 dimentional plot of this asymptote
< RyuKojiro> temperature, cook time, and burnt-ness :P
< RyuKojiro> then it would decrease on the z making it just a cold, yet indefinitely burnt cookie
< kernel_dan> and what if burnt-ness where a complex number?
< RyuKojiro> Then he could risk having imaginarily burnt cookies!
< kernel_dan> but they would still really be burntComment: #math
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<Wingus> I think a hammer was originally one who carved hams. |
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< Meghan> I think my bad coding gives away my sex :P
< pr3d4t0r> Meghan: What's your gender? Indian? |
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