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#49734 (459/619) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Davester: Woo I just won at Freecell
Davester: Now all I need to do is get laid
Davester: And it'll be the best year ever |
#49745 (398/586) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+skittz> that's not as bad as when I was a little kid and I heard some older kids say some words I didn't know, but I thought they meant "yes" because the kid nodded when he said it
<+skittz> anyway
<+skittz> so one day my mom's like
<+skittz> "Would you like a sandwich, dear?"
<+skittz> And I go
<+skittz> "NIGGA WHAT?!'
<+RyuKojiro> XD
<+skittz> oh man was my ass red after that belting XDComment: Freenode rocks :P
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#49822 (423/625) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- chimneysweep has joined #n
< chimneysweep> Evening.
< LittleViking> Afternoon.
< Blazeraid> Morning
< dr_tetris_PhD> Evening.
< Templex> Afternoon.
< LittleViking> Stupid timezones...Comment: #n on mware
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#49831 (255/451) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kb> o
<kb> ^circle
<ppo> wow you have a very steady hand
<kb> thanks
<kb> i've been practicing |
#49794 (227/405) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Mediator] FUCK FUCK FUCK
[Mediator] Ok so there was this gel pack with my heatsink
[Mediator] And it says all over it "Do not eat"
[Mediator] So its been lying on my desk for like 4 days
[Mediator] So I stabbed it with a screw driver today out of bordom
[Mediator] and some little balls came out
[Mediator] And they were clear
[Mediator] and I was liek "neat"
[Tangerz] :\
[Mediator] So out of curiousity I licked one
[Mediator] And now my tongue is melting offComment: Aftermath of a previous quote. #runeweb on irc.anoxs.net
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#49854 (187/353) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<circusbred> my first time was horrible
<MK|AmericanRetard> lol
<Athlete> my first time was with a bitch of a tease and now i wish i hadn't
<circusbred> i wouldn't wish that on the 'right girl'
<MK|AmericanRetard> ROFL
<Athlete> cus we fucked for like 15 mintues and just as it were getting good
<Athlete> she stopped and started laughing
<MK|AmericanRetard> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<circusbred> ohhh
<Athlete> fuckin bitch |
#49732 (221/453) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
TennisJump: i can't believe you said 1337
TennisJump: at camp in a conversation
TennisJump: even worse
TennisJump: I was the only one laughing
Fazfly: yea, your pathetic |
#49733 (120/418) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<%Telal> Look, I'm sorry, but I guess it's tough to be civilized when you really want to murder and rape someone
<%Telal> it's a character flaw I guess
<%Telal> everyone has character flaws
<%Telal> get off my case
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> Well played, sir |
#49837 (16/360) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ShoeUnited> Damn this is a slow ass connection.
<ShoeUnited> You know it's bad when you have to decide between downloading 1's and 0's. |
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