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#49737 (493/679) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yrederemnul> heh, I just noticed
<Yrederemnul> M T W T F S S
<Yrederemnul> there's a 'what the fuck' in the middle of the week |
#49768 (343/499) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|404notfound> I think there's something wrong with me
<|404notfound> when I'm downloading at like 5 kB/s, I don't get angry or annoyed
<|404notfound> I get nostalgicComment: Aniverse: #megatokyo
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#49772 (424/626) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kyrih> I'm out, cya all!
<DM> me 2
* DM is now known as DM-off
* kyrih is now known as kyrih-off
* merc is now known as merc-off
* logan is now known as logan-off
<jack> well...maybe not |
#49808 (226/422) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
rej3cter13: To all those applying to college, PLEASE do not write ANYTHING like the following in your college essay! As fun as they are to read...
rej3cter13: "The boat glided across the lake as gracefully and smoothly as a bowling ball wouldn't."
rej3cter13: "...and he realized he loved her. Every time he heard her voice he thought he heard bells, like the sound of a dump truck backing up."
rej3cter13: "She was as tall as a 6 foot 3 inch tree."
rej3cter13: I believe I made my point. |
#49777 (225/421) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<patchman> I'm so modest even my modesty is modest!
<patchman> wait, modest doesn't mean what I think it means
<patchman> I meant "awesome". |
#49807 (189/375) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scerez> Something Amber has...that no other girl has >:O
<ShunDhaos> a penis?
<AmberRae> a oenis
<Fluffy> a penis?
<AmberRae> penis |
#49809 (171/353) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
LittleBunny32: the girl you showed me on okcupid.com has the six things she could never do without as: Sex, love, music, movies, dildo, water and air
RenaissanceGamer: i never did like people on this that took it THAT literatly
RenaissanceGamer: because food would have to be up there too
LittleBunny32: haha I'd put like oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, phosphorus, sodium, potassium
RenaissanceGamer: i have always been partial to those six myselfComment: My friend says, "You forgot nitrogen! You'd be totally FUCKED!"
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#49755 (182/384) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(mRCUTEO) rpm matthew
(mRCUTEO) sorry rip matthew
[ShoeUnited] (mRCUTEO) rpm matthew <--- I could make an entirely inappropriate spinning in his grave joke right now, but I won't. |
#49790 (152/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kyriy> can someone help me install this fear demo
<kyriy> im haveing some trouble, there seems to be some kind of "install shield"??? |
#49735 (92/392) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> What do fish smoke?
<GenericLoser> Seaweed! |
#49742 (52/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< soap|lap> I'm gonna fail writing
<@michael`> that's unpossible |
#49757 (7/339) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HonkeyKong> My dick is one inch long, and six inches wide.. They call me "pancake" |
#49813 (5/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jre> I started with this girl and now I'm not interested
<jre> How do I be rid of her?
<wolffenstein> huge netsplit |
#49782 (4/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cobalt27x> florida is a giant phallic hurricane magnet |
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