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#49724 (465/599) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ihate_tuz> and where did you get this ridiculus idea that i hate you?
<_tuz> geee, i wonder. |
#49717 (465/633) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<labala> i like teh leet pie
<looksofat> stfu, nobody likes you here
<@nobody> wtf, no i dont |
#49692 (271/459) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
davidant32: on my new gay toolbar for ie
davidant32: i can do hot ringtones, online dating, casinos, or virus scan
davidant32: somehow i don't think i trust that virus scan |
#49674 (276/486) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vespucci> Ok, how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Cody> Hmm.
<Cody> I can think of a couple of answers to that, but none are particularly funny...
<Vespucci> Wanna play WoW?
<Vespucci> Hmm. I seem to have failed in the delivery of that joke both in speech and print.
<Cody> I got it.
<Cody> And I was going to comment...
<Cody> But I had decided to google ADD jokes to see what punchlines existed for the joke.
<Vespucci> What were you going to comment?
<Vespucci> ahh
<Cody> And I got distracted by the page of ADD jokes.
<Vespucci> lol
<Summoner> lol
<Cody> I think this may be a sign of something. :-( |
#49714 (292/518) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<numist> no wonder you're being so nice.. I forgot that you're sick
<spb> ha
* numist gives spb some tea
<numist> its a tea kind of day
<spb> awww
<spb> christel refuses to make tea :(
<numist> she does? :o
<numist> why?
<spb> because she sucks
<numist> well thats not such a bad tradeoff |
#49668 (219/409) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ballplaya4537: holy shit dude
ballplaya4537: so my brother and i smoked up last night
ballplaya4537: and he was so high that he left all the weed on the kitchen table
ballplaya4537: and my dad found that, his bong, and his two bowls
cdawzrd: hahahahahaha
cdawzrd: sucks for him
ballplaya4537: no no no no, not that best part
ballplaya4537: so my dad knocks on his door(which is right across from mine)
ballplaya4537: and i hear if you ever do that again, you are out of the house and were not sending you to college
ballplaya4537: and then
ballplaya4537: about thirty seconds after:
ballplaya4537: AlexC2907: dad just gave it back
ballplaya4537: AlexC2907: do u wanna smoke tonightComment: on AIM
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#49707 (266/502) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lokwade> anyone knows a mathematical function i can use to move a decimal point by 1 to the left??
<lokwade> example 2.03 result = 20.3
<Rewt[w]> just multiply it by 10
<Rewt[w]> 2.03 * 10 = 20.3
<lokwade> eerrr oohh yeah!...dang!Comment: #phphelp
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#49727 (180/354) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neo> simps....
<Neo> can you setup PHP-Nuke?
<Neo> or post-PHP?
<simps> wtf is PHP
<Neo> ok. that answers that |
#49684 (144/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Shinobu) pants
• Amber looks down
(Amber) yesh, i remembered 'em |
#49669 (169/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Konrad is now known as Konbed
* goatrope is now known as goatsleep
* eskay is now known as eskay|zz
<eskay|zz> anyone who makes a threesome comment gets shot
<Konbed> this will not go well for us on the out of context theatre |
#49704 (108/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Celestar> OMFG
<Celestar> people have weird ideas on how computers work
<glx> why?
<Bjarni> you mean they feed the little people in the CPU?
<Celestar> some colleague just asked me what gcc version supported the creation of graphical user interfaces
<Celestar> they also asked me why gcc doesn't support c++ :S
<glx> wow!
<Bjarni> you work for Mircosoft? |
#49729 (17/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Pixelated Empire: I wish I was as god-like as you. <<;
driftwoodRetro: :o
driftwoodRetro: Mr So-Called-Godlike spent most of today either asleep, barfing, or (in one of the strangest moments of my life) both
Pixelated Empire: o.o
Pixelated Empire: WTF?
Pixelated Empire: You sleep-barfed...?
driftwoodRetro: no comment |
#49705 (7/321) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Dawai> i really need to keep myself from saying "heil hitler" inadvertedly when greeting someone irl |
#49670 (5/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Crumplella: visible light is split up into diff colours
Crumplella: called the somethin spectrum
h00py: lol
Crumplella: i learnd this in biology
Shuma: its the sinclair spectrum
Shuma: i think.. |
#49452 (2/370) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goose> if you could only renice a person's inner crazy
<deblin> lol
<deblin> dude it's a woman, impossible =O
<Goose> lol
<Goose> single tasking system
<Yock> deblin: is there an entry in pf.conf for the cross country move? Maybe you can lower its priority too
<Yock> nice -19 `pidof wife`
<shray> bahaha |
#49420 (-1/399) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Eaglebird curls up with him while he sleeps
* UploadedMinds sends a Giant Attack Mozilla after Eaglebird
* Allanea sends out the SuperClippy
* Eaglebird protects himself with a generic Windows error message.
<Eaglebird> Bitch, yuo can't attack me because the memory at AFBC183ABBED:357F9CBA could not be addressed
* UploadedMinds 's Mozilla causes a 'Internal system error! Change OS!' message
<UploadedMinds> on Eaglebird's PC of course
* Eaglebird watches his PC kindly dismiss the error
<Eaglebird> Get a life
* Allanea DCCs one to Eaglebird. |
#49426 (-1/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(swight): Gtalk is like my #gi IM now
(swight): Except for one person, all are from #gi
(tHM): i have a separate #gi gmail account just for gtalk
(tHM): and thanks to gaim, i can log in to both my gmail accounts at the same time
(Rjx`): that is cool
(tHM): no it's not
(tHM): it's a nerdy solution to a very minor problem
(Seker): haha
(tHM): which was i want my "real life" friends to see my name
(tHM): and my internet buddies to see "tHM" or similar
(dekkon): dont lie
(plantlife): yeah
(plantlife): you don't have a name
(tHM): haha
(Josho): you aren't a you |
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