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#49568 (616/842) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DJ-Mike> ATTETNION
<DJ-Mike> DJ MIKE
<DJ-Mike> WILL BE ON
<TempestxJuggalo> a dick
<DJ-Mike> IN A MATTER OF MINUTES |
#49559 (316/466) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jakl> oh god that was not good
<Jakl> okay so my balls were itching right
<rat> I don't like the way this is sounding...
<Jakl> they wouldn't quit so i went into my wifes bathroom and got some anti-itch cream
<Jakl> i squeeze some out of the tube and apply it to my sack
<Jakl> it starts burning, and within seconds i feel like my balls are going to melt off
<Jakl> istarted screaming and my wife ran in and was like "what's wrong?!"
<Jakl> i explain my situation and she starts cracking up
<Jakl> as i'm standing there nearly in tears she grabs the tubee and points to the ingredients
<Jakl> the cream was mentholated
<rat> rofl
<Jakl> my nuts are still burning even after a shower
<Jakl> but the itching stopped |
#49649 (307/465) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shifter-[AFK]> when I was like 9, and before I knew what "sleeping with someone is," I slept in the same bed as my sister when i was visiting my relatives.
<Shifter-[AFK]> long story short, I thought I had slept with someone and was no longer a virgin.
<Shifter-[AFK]> ...Until word got to my parents, and I got "the talk" at a younger age than I had expected. :( |
#49634 (357/545) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Art_Vandelay> my sexuality should not be in question
<Art_Vandelay> I think you know which way I swing
<Art_Vandelay> -->
<KP> yeah, it's fairly obvious
<KP> i see you're pointing toward the userlist
<KP> composed entirely of males |
#49653 (245/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lsf> so we got a package from an online shop, we ordered some things
<lsf> and with the passage we also get an Ipod Nano
<lsf> and my mom goes like, they made a mistake and will soon come to our door again to request it back
<lsf> so the stupid bitch calls them and reports the mistake
<lsf> and the guy that answers says like,"damn lady youre stupid you could just keep the stuff"
<lsf> and i cried |
#49657 (225/401) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Mediator] And there is this gel shit
[Mediator] that says do not eat
[Mediator] in big red letters
[Mediator] I think it might be like reverse psycologyComment: He has just bought a new heatsink, and is exploring the packaging
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#49617 (213/387) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<seano> when I was 17, 17 year old girls seemed like the best thing in the world
<Scola> and they don't now?Comment: #uiuc
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#49574 (189/359) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
scythen32: i've messed around with truly skinny chicks before
scythen32: it's just weird
scythen32: like instead of love handles
scythen32: they have notched ribs for superior grip |
#49620 (200/390) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jmax> <@Jmax> lettuce.
<Jmax> <+cheeba> yo momma is like lettuce, 25 cents a head
<cythrawll> Your Mom is so fat, if she was a c variable, her initialization would look like this: yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow
<JugglingWolves> lmao |
#49596 (141/367) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Erika> fuckdammit
<shminux> hi to you too, Erika
<Erika> Hi shminux.
* Erika stabs things.
<shminux> 'sup?
<Erika> Oh, just a torrent I really wanted just died on me.
<shminux> ah... could be worse
<Erika> True.
<shminux> hmm, that being huggles, I could have said something more comforting
<cmantito> damn right
<shminux> well, say something... she is crying her eyes out here, cmantito
<cmantito> the torrent is in a better place#
<cmantito> it's in binary heaven now
<cmantito> jumping from seeder to seeder with ample bandwidth
<cmantito> with all the trackers it could EVER want.Comment: mWtNet, #huggles
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#49631 (106/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<insaneidiot> does ripping a dvd cause any phyiscal damage to the dvd?
<insaneidiot> ex. scratching
<Eric> ...Comment: irc.halomessenger.org #HM
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#49662 (106/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
adthelad: when Mario Kart DS comes out
adthelad: i'm going to draw a cock on my car
adthelad: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YOU NINTENDO |
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