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#49489 (413/567) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evilAdmin> LMFAO... Dude, I've been reading too much bash.org... You know how I'm resigning wednesday, right?
<0_o> yah, and?
<evilAdmin> Well, I figured I'd try something. I walked into the b0sses office and said, word fo' word, Gimme a raise or I'll tell your wife everything...
<0_o> okay...
<evilAdmin> I've gone fron $22.5/hour to $26/hour...
<0_o> wtf? It worked?
<evilAdmin> Maybe I shouldn't quit after all.. I wonder how many times I can pull that before he fires me :P. |
#49491 (562/790) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xkcd> Guy in line: English should be the national language, these immigrants should have to learn English when they come here.
<xkcd> Girl in line: Yeah
<xkcd> Guy: When you go to live somewhere, you learn the language they speak there. English is the language of the land.
<xkcd> Sarah Mac: (from behind in line) Excuse me, but -- osio sarah dawado.
<xkcd> Guy: What the hell was that?
<xkcd> Sarah: Cherokee. |
#49453 (274/446) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kei> oh, anyone know how the hell to amke a sonic costume?
<Kei> my brother wants to be sonic for halloween, and hes been bugging me about it all fucking day
<Kei> i dont get it either
<Zem> paint yourself blue, roll around like an idiot and stay less popular than Mario. |
#49447 (144/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrMog> god damn I hate overly "random" people who are thusly extremely predictable
<Kjiersz> heh
<MrMog> I wonder how you say lamp in french |
#49454 (121/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrfredmann> dude at my school its so funn
<mrfredmann> there are these gangs of totally like gangsta black dudes
<mrfredmann> and they have this free like use compters for whatever the fuck you want room
<mrfredmann> and all these gangsta guys sit around there all fucking day using myspace |
#49543 (-3/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TennisJump: how do the girls work so much?
G0T Y0U LAST 21: they force themselves to believe they will get a zit on their nose if they dont do it
G0T Y0U LAST 21: and that would be the death of their social life
G0T Y0U LAST 21: which, in working so hard, they end up destroying anyway |
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