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<DannyCat> Bah, I've been awake too long. I go to wash my hair, start the water, let it run for a bit, check it to make sure it's warm enough, turn the water off, stand there looking at the faucet, and it takes me a couple seconds to realize I missed a couple steps.
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<ribo> today on campus was apparently "come out of the closet day"
<ribo> and they had a door that you could "come out of" in the outside mall
<terminal> "is this the bathroom?"
<terminal> "fuck."

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