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#49278 (364/506) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OrangeKitten> Why the fuck does a search for 'assless fursuit' bring up 'What should I wear for my job interview?'?

#49246 (282/448) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sensel> check this out in google earth
<sensel> 0 16'06.63"s 90 50'44.09"W
<sensel> looks like 2 atomic bombs dropped on galapagos islands
<DaveB> or volcanoes, as geologists would call them

#49282 (300/488) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TrogL> Found a new use for a chainsaw. Daughter's boyfriend wouldn't wake up. Ran the chainsaw outside his window. He bolted out of bed yelling "I didn't do it! I didn't do it!" He was still twitching three hours later
<Phoon> ROFLMAO
<Phoon> that's why nothing will beat a 12 gauge shotgun for home defense
<Phoon> Even a cat burglar with ice water in his veins will shit himself at the sound of a 12-gauge being pumped
<Phoon> you don't even need to fire it
<Phoon> hell, you don't even need the gun... just the cocking mechanism and a bottle of carpet cleaner to get rid of the shit stain

#49239 (170/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<looksofat> i got 17 cents for food in the next week but i got CoD 2 preordered and pre-payed and IT OWNS ASS

#49262 (156/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|VIPER|> how can i find the number of files in a directory? (including sub-dirs)
<Petarius> right click -> properties
<Petarius> Oh wait, this is a linux channelComment: #gentoo @ EFnet

#49249 (18/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rev> AND MOVE TO JAPAN TO HAVE SEX WITH INFERIOR JAPANESE PENIS
<girlbad> so small
<Inferno> So, so small.
<[2-PosiDen]> So very small
<Inferno> American penis DINOSAURIC by comparison.
<Rev> Yet, like other small things in Japan, it can play over 3000 hours of music.
<[2-PosiDen]> American oenis monolithic
<Rev> And you can watch TV, and it has a wireless connection

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