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#49192 (386/558) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MichiganFan> how old is the kitten?
<Lance> don't know how old
<Lance> real young
<Lance> still shakey on it's feet
<MichiganFan> where did you get it?
<Lance> under the house
<MichiganFan> what was it doing there?
<MarkTheMeS> Foundation work

#49170 (363/535) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Twin`> teacher spelled his name wring
<Twin`> wrong
<|silicon> nice how irony stepped in ther
<|silicon> e
<|silicon> dammit

#49161 (195/405) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Shi> I had a weird thought today.
<Shi> You know how in medieval times they bled people to cure disease?
<Shi> What if you had genital warts?
<Interitus|> <_>
<Anaz> shi is not allowed to think any more.