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#49080 (272/488) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mindule> they need to make a new game
<mindule> to occupy my time
<mindule> Make a game that'll /blow my mind/
<WolfLord> its called RUSSIAN ROULETTE

#49093 (155/407) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Quits: shortie ~ When I was a little girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed, and put one finger in. Now I am a woman, and full of all the charm, I can get four fingers in and HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!! ~

#49088 (5/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<humandildo> hey grog did ya know the ladies here are so classy that they wear napkins when they blow you
<Grog> like a lobster bib?
<humandildo> yea