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#48434 (363/533) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Seraphina> it is so cool to watch a snake eat something that is 4 times the size of its head
<Seraphina> I wish I could unhinge my jaw so I could fit huge things in my mouth.
<Seraphina> gah
<Seraphina> wait

#48414 (270/526) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PK> Damn left shoulder's out of whack =/
<ST|OnVent> -whats up with your shoulder bro?
<PK> Jumping the gate yesterday, my bag got caught - swung me down and smashed my shoulder
<ST|OnVent> ...
<ST|OnVent> your bag?
<ST|OnVent> did you rip your bag up bro?
<PK> Nah - damn strong bag, it supported me without any problems :|
<ST|OnVent> cause the last thing I would be worrying about is my shoulder, I be worrying about the ol' teabag.
<PK> BAG! BACKPACK!
<ST|OnVent> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ST|OnVent> well then
<Toughsox> thought you said NUTSACK
* PK shudders
<ST|OnVent> <3
<ST|OnVent> rofl
<PK> I wouldn't be here today if I'd swung from a gate by my sac :|Comment: G4B2S

#48446 (132/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* t|to is out of jail
<t|to> you know what's the biggest pain in the ass there
<FireEgl> Bubba's dick?

#48452 (75/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xcham: you interested [in taking an amateur radio certification course]?
Nruuuuup: this is like HAM radio?
xcham: yeah
Nruuuuup: the old-fashioned audio only version of blogging
xcham: I figure it's a handy thing to have a license for
Nruuuuup: because...?
xcham: in case, you know, society crumbles
Nruuuuup: hahaaha
Nruuuuup: why do i need a radio to go looting?

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