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#48324 (347/467) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HellPopeHuey> So, didja get some real work?
<Epoch> yeah, today I cleaned viruses off a pc at a baptist church... viruses obtained by SURFING PR0N
<HellPopeHuey> Jesus saves... your History

#48318 (424/604) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ryouko> yo feed me german sentences to say to him
<ViscountPherget> ich will deinen Rücken küssen während ich dir meinen Schwanz einführe
<Ryouko> ok, lol
<Ryouko> what does that mean btw
<ViscountPherget> let me kiss your back while I insert my cock into you
<Ryouko> AW FUCK MAN
<ViscountPherget> lol

#48300 (328/510) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tumnus> i just set my clock the easiest way ever
<tumnus> i waited until it was midnight then i plugged it in and left it

#48334 (134/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<r0y2> did you dump barfgirl ThreeZee
<ThreeZee> yeah
<ThreeZee> she drove her car into a lake
<ThreeZee> shes dead
<r0y2> seriously
<r0y2> ?
<ThreeZee> no.
<ThreeZee> but i keep telling myself that

#48330 (116/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HonkyKong> It's like people realize that if they stop buying their shitty products, Sony might actually get some QA, but folks just don't care.
<brakk3n> i knew when buying it if it had the words "sony" on it
<brakk3n> it would be a POS
<HonkyKong> It's like an entire generation that's been dropped on their heads one too many times.
<HonkyKong> I mean sure, my brother owns a PS2 and likes it.
<HonkyKong> But he also used to eat lead paint.
<brakk3n> i've owned 10 ps2's
<brakk3n> if that tells anything
<HonkyKong> You drank from the bucket?

#48311 (27/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fufie> besides, I mostly shoot homeless ;)Comment: fufie is a phographer...

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