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#47468 (226/404) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CAPS-LOCK> I think I'll list a windowframe on ebay as an "Amish Webcam"Comment: #wikipedia@freenode

#47394 (252/508) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eosyn> 90% of Canada's 31,000,000 citizens live within 100 miles of the U.S. border.
<+Dulak> How wide is canada?
<IdiotStic> depends on the map. about 14 inches on this one :)Comment: #LinuxGeneration

#47429 (242/544) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

#47396 (138/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Mayseth dies
Jeter: wewt!
* Jeter steals all your stuff
Mayseth: :(
Jeter: I was trying to get your other arm to fall off so you couldn't resist
Jeter: But death works too
Jeter: I'm emotionally scarred for life, but I've got your stuff
Mayseth: ...
Jeter: But none of it could ever replace you!
Mayseth: not even the computer?
Jeter: no amount of overclocking would make it hot enough to equal your warmth
Mayseth: ...
Jeter: what?Comment: Geek Love <3 (chat1.ign.com)

#47456 (9/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< teferi> I lost the office pool
< teferi> damn
<+res0> aww, no more swimming at work

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