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#47186 (280/430) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
‹@Cougar› i g2g ttyl boys and girls
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‹@Thar|gone› i hate it if people say bye and dont leave nor change nicks... it feels like someone in person says bye and then just continues standing there, or goes to sit down in front of you to read a book.. its awkard
‹@chapel› I hate it when people change their nick to say they are gone, but are still around chatting
*** Thar|gone changed nick to Thargore
‹@Thargore› ohhh, touché

#47173 (238/410) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Kel: woops
Kel: the account number doesn't go in the Amount box
Kel: i don't want to transfer $579835962 to account number 145

#47182 (184/380) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<worlocked> I'm going over to live in Europe in September and I want to take a sheet of acid over with me. I'm too scared to take it on the plane, so I was thinking of faxing it over before hand.
<worlocked> Can anyone tell me if this will work.Comment: irc.buttes.org #wdma

#47180 (82/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@merl> I tried to convince my girlfriend that the reason she got headaches after we had sex was because my dong touched her brain

#47207 (27/111) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
TriaVox: cd .pron
TriaVox: .. wrong window
UmInAsHoE: lol
TriaVox: oh yeah. dammit i fuckin forgot i didnt set up x yet
TriaVox: MAN THAT SUCKS

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