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#47135 (453/581) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< zeon> typing drunk is hard
< feenyx> it's just five letters

#47140 (29/135) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Hezzy> i am going to give my girlfriend attention
<+Knifa> "attention"
<+Knifa> ...secks?
<@Hezzy> no
<@Hezzy> and she isn't very impressed by that comment Knifa, she is sitting next to me
<+Knifa> :(
<+Knifa> hi hezzy's girlfriend.
<@garry> sitting next to you stinking like a trout farm
<@Hezzy> :o
<@Hezzy> jahjahaaj
<@Hezzy> she hates you all
<@Hezzy> because of garry's comment just then
<@Hezzy> THANKS GUYS
<@Hezzy> NOW SHE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME TONIGHT
<@Hezzy> TALK ABOUT COCKBLOCK

#47129 (36/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> We had to make up traffic signs in driver ed.
<GenericLoser> Some guy made a house shaped sign that said "Yo Momma's House Ahead".

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