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#47058 (270/460) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<morton> I have a hampster named Bukkake
<jeeves> umm... we were talking about routers
<morton> I know, I just had to get that out there in the open
#47009 (209/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<noisypop> meh what am I gonna do for 2 hours
<raw3> jack me off
<noisypop> then what for the remaining 1 hour and 59 minutes?
#47036 (160/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Darkhack> When I die I am going to have my family log me into to IRC with an away message of "afk-dead" and leave it on 24/7Comment: #planeshift

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