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#46655 (365/497) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%PortoRob> i had a lot of spare time in algebra
<%spock1104> lol
<%PortoRob> i also made programs that did out the problems for you, and sold them to people in the class
<%PortoRob> they would try and cheat me though and only one would buy it and transfer it to others
<%PortoRob> so I developed a copyright system on TI83
<%PortoRob> it involved hidden lists and keys
<%spock1104> there's a way to limit it to the calculator ID
<%PortoRob> and if you didn't have the right key, all of the answers were just random numbers
<%PortoRob> the first test i did that on, people weren't very happy with me
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#46537 (211/387) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<farax> Silence time!
<farax> If anyone talks again after his/hre last line, (s)he gets kickbanned for a day.
<farax>his/her*
*** farax sets mode: +b *!*@*.nyc*.verizon.net
*** farax has been kicked by farax (SILENCE!)
<yoo> Definitive proof that females will be the death of us all...
#46638 (197/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fr_gment> If "pro" is antonymic to "con," what is antonymic to "progress?"
<blarg> WTF is "con-gress?"
<blarg> Oh, wait...
#46482 (146/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<polychromophilia> I wouldn't be caught DEAD with a necrophiliac...
#46505 (137/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LiENUS> anyone ever have trouble with neopets.com crashing squid?
<korozion> LiENUS, not anyone over the age of 14, no
#46533 (143/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<korozion> on the weekend, we were at a bar, and I took my buddies girlfriends cowboy hat, and put it on.  My girlfriend look at me and said "save a horse, ride a cowboy".  From that point on, I have had a new respect for counry music
#46427 (200/478) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
watchcorytwostep: hey do you know the harry potter spoiler?
DvngMnky: Nope, sorry.
watchcorytwostep: no thats good. im not talking to anyone who does. my friend warned me, i've managed to avoid it for 4 days now.
DvngMnky: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
watchcorytwostep signed off at 11:59:36 PM.
#46554 (75/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<robbi>  me, christy, and carrie are all cancers
<sethism>  cancers to society

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