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#46368 (289/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Malygris> Hey, interesting. I just got an email offering 20% off rabbits.
<Malygris> So I clicked it. I like rabbits. They're cute, and I have lots of other animals anyway,
so a rabbit or two might be cool.
<Malygris> Turns out that "rabbit" is apparently some sort of slang for neon-coloured dildos with
anal stimulators.
<Malygris> Good prices, though.
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<L0rdG0h4n> SOMEBODY JUST SHOT A GUN RIGHT THROUGH MY BACKYARD FENCE
<Radar> Obviously they MISSED.
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<megaBBq> one time my friends and i were camping in the mountains, one night i went to bed and i woke up at about noon the next day
<megaBBq> i sit up and open my eyes, and i'm staring point blank at this mountain goat
<megaBBq> having been shit drunk the night before, it was a very odd few moments trying to figure out how the goat got in my tent
#46506 (83/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<treb> what if the compy freezes?
<@Gertie> Get it a blanket?
Comment: #cam, irc.drivemeinsane.com
#46369 (89/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blitzkrieg> I suggest finding a moving bus to tell all about it
<blitzkrieg> try standing in front of it to get its attention
Comment: #game_maker
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<oneTraicovn> I still think that the porn domain should have been .cum and not .xxx

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