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#45867 (594/734) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nV`StOkE> If /quit and /connect are swimming in the ocean, and /connect gets eaten by a shark, who's left?
<ToiletDuck-pwny-> /quit is
<nV`StOkE> wtf.
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#45937 (120/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+optix> oh shit.
<+optix> the boss's boss's boss just walked in.
<+optix> heh.
<+optix> that was slick.
<+optix> good thing i minimised snes9x
<+abortion> what are you 'supposed' to be doing?
<+optix> i'm not sure.
<+optix> heh.
<+optix> but not getting my harvest moon character laid. |
#45868 (175/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Como> You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When: As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
<SavageBasher> mine would be
<SavageBasher> damn I should have brought my camera
<Como> mine would be tilt back to try and get the car to land on its wheels, as it is in GTA
<Como> because if it lands on its roof it will catch fire and explode
<Como> after a few seconds
<Como> and its too much effort to punch in the cheat for the car again |
#45855 (168/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-dmwaters/Wallops- Ok all, three machines going down
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<MrNightmare> uh oh
<Phlip> it's armageddon!
<Phlip> every man for himself!
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<spasmFace> War of the Worlds!
* Phlip picks up spasm and uses him as a meat shield
<Phlip> I count 3 splits...
<Phlip> hmm, maybe it's not as major as I made out...
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<Phlip> I retract my previous statement.Comment: #blenderchat on FreeNode
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#45859 (135/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kFraction> if only there was a captial "."
<sirukin> a capital period eh?
<sirukin> I'm not sure the females would enjoy that. |
#45903 (85/199) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thinman> we should start a compy porn site, with pictures of computers with their covers off
<@joseph> haha
<@joseph> like furniture porn
<thinman> Choose your fetish: x86 + x86 : x86 + PowerPC : x86 with RAIDs : RAIDs on RAIDs : Macs with two mouse buttons : Barely legal Laptops : Dirty Printer Stories : x86's with DUAL 22" Monitors! : HUGE Floppy insertions : Role PlayComment: #filter on SlashNET
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#45866 (62/148) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Di> i had to walk down to william st. there to drop off summit
<Di> so on this narrow part of the footpath, this fat, pikey, annoying bitch is walking against me
<Di> so i step off the footpath cos she wont
<Di> she bitches at me then, saying she could have turned sideways if i had the manners to ask
<Kaimera> in her pikey limerick accent
<Di> so I said "You turning sideways would have been counter-productive!" but she didnt get it! |
#45850 (82/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SporkOfTruth> My school's girls swim team was fuck hot.
<Slowking_Man> I propose that all girls' swim teams compete naked
<PFB-cleaning> me too
<TheStupidOne> better water dynamics
<Darkling> I second this motion \o
<Slowking_Man> No suits to slow them down
<Dukat> I third the motion
<SporkOfTruth> 4thed
<Dukat> all in favor say aye
<Slowking_Man> Aye.
<SporkOfTruth> AYE o/
<TheStupidOne> aye
<Darkling> Aye
<PFB-cleaning> Aye o/
<Dukat> the ayes have it
<Dukat> motion passedComment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#45860 (45/199) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sirukin> linux linux on the wall
<sirukin> which boxed set of install package cd is the best of them all
<sirukin> windows windows on the floor
<sirukin> why do you suck and bend over for the drm whore
<sirukin> apple apple on shelf
<sirukin> why do you require so much wealth
<rattle> ...
<sirukin> rattle rattle in my bed
<sirukin> oh how I'd like to lay down your sweet head
<rattle> BSD ?
<sirukin> bsd bsd in the toilet
<sirukin> bsd sucks so no rhyme for you. |
#45845 (36/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DaMnHeDgEs: dude gtg
DaMnHeDgEs: laptop is smoking
DaMnHeDgEs signed off at 6:30:43 PM. |
#45458 (1/87) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> A German court sent to a psychiatric institution a man who cut off his own penis because of the incessant sexual demands of his wife, whom he then killed with the same knife.
<Rjx> they should send him to a stupid institution
<swight> bullshit? you mean there aren't tiny sentient beings that live in colonies in my fish bowl?
<timmo> YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? *CHOP* HERE TAKE IT
<timmo> TAKE IT YOU DUMB BITCH
<Rjx> the weird thing is
<Rjx> he cut off his penis
<Rjx> THEN killed her
<timmo> i imagine he then started beating her with the chopped off penis
<timmo> and when that didnt work
<Rjx> should've just got one of those moulding kits
<Rjx> where you make a custom dildo
<Rjx> and then beaten her to death with it
<timmo> he stabbed her to death
<Rjx> yeah
<issuez> =\
<h4rm0n1c> with his "knife"Comment: #geekissues on EFNet
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