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<%Ebola> My last job was in CSR with a very small re-sale phone co. Once a month we were all expected to make collection calls to customers who were late with their payment. After several attempts one day to a particular number, a lady finally answered. Me: May I speak to ___ (customer's name)? Lady: He's not here. Me: This is ___, with ___Phones, your phone company. I am calling to remind you that your phone bill was due on the 5th and is in danger of
<%Ebola> being disconnected. Can you tell me when you will be able to pay it? Lady: .... How did you get this number? It's unlisted. Me: *blink*... Ma'am? This is the phone company. We GAVE you this phone number!Comment: #netroNet on irc.netronet.com
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#45624 (232/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<snu`> i registered for fall classes
<snu`> >_<
<snu`> Chem 251, Eng 101, Math 113, Engr 107
<synth> ......YOU'RE TAKING ENGRISH? |
#45596 (291/471) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jessica> ok back
*geek throws the stick again |
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<ProfGlitch> hahaha, how ironic:
<ProfGlitch> "USA/Japan's [StarCraft] match ended in America's favor after their Terran player resolved two nuclear attacks on the Japanese team's main bases." |
#45629 (176/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
RuKK0R: you know.. I was just looking at the official list of the most shoplifted items in the good ol US of A
RuKK0R: 1) painkillers
2) home pregnancy tests
3) razor blades
4) preperation H
5) baby food
6) condoms
RuKK0R: the first thing I had to wonder, upon looking over this list..
RuKK0R: if condoms had been higher on the list, would have baby food and pregnancy tests been lower?
jmlsteele: what I'm wondering is why is preperation H on the list.
jmlsteele: the rest "make sense"
jmlsteele: suicide, teen pregnancy, suicide, ????, teen pregnancy, to avoid teen pregnancy
jmlsteele: how in the hell does preperation H fit into that?! |
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<tamara> i can't decide if i'm hungry or tired.
<majcher> eat until you fall asleep |
#45574 (205/385) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alex323> so i was like "hey mom what day was i born on"
<alex323> and she was like "march 23"
<alex323> and im like "thats my birth day how weird"
<saracen> what the hell do you think a _birth_day is?
<alex323> ooooh |
#45563 (191/359) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheHeadlinesRead> hey guys who wants 2 cyber???
<FacadeofTime> Why do you want to cyber?
<FacadeofTime> Do you have a low self worth?
<FacadeofTime> Why cant you meet someone nice in real life?
<FacadeofTime> Do you think you're ugly?
<Vide0GameFreak64> No, everyone else does. |
#45553 (181/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DosBubba> Growth in confusing graphs on the Internet, 1989-2005:
<DosBubba> =====75
<DosBubba> ========80
<DosBubba> ===========80
<DosBubba> ========75Comment: #main @ irc.dosbubba.com
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#45613 (139/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<makeboss> Thankfully though, the price of DivX rips has remained constant over the past 52 weeks, and will continue into the next quarter according to industry insiders.
<D-viant> well thats good news
<D-viant> I'm not sure I can deal with anything more than freeComment: #ramen
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#45790 (111/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@jasta> hehe, you know im officially a network admin of a 100% windows network? :)
<@jasta> it's so weird :)
<@jasta> i have no idea what im doing and its great :)
<@jasta> im constantly just sitting around waiting on Windows progress bars and stuff :)
<@jasta> and talking on IRC :) |
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<Error404> Why would a girl tell me that 2 guys just asked her out.
<Error404> Think she wants me to ask her out?
<Akamu> Error404: Mabey she thinks you're gay and is offering you the one whe doesn't choose.
<Error404> fuck you whore I need advice quickly
<Syntacs> She's probably just trying to make you jealous.
<Syntacs> Tell her you just married 3 women. |
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<Tigger> It is raining
* Tigger cups her hands together around her mouth
<Tigger> Hello! anyone home?
* Phoon finishes peeing off the balcony |
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<DarkArchon> You might be spending too much time on the internet when you find & play the shockwave games on the trojan condom website...Comment: irc.archspace.org #archspace 6666
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#45577 (114/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thrashmeister> if a piano player is called a pianist, then why isnt a racecar driver called a racist?Comment: #dyo, irc.mediadriven.net
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<Ahanix> You know what girls love?
<Ahanix> (your cock is not an answer)
<EmoAddict15> small penis?
<EmoAddict15> lol
<Ahanix> i said your cock is not an answer!Comment: iexbeta
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<Mephistol> man
<Mephistol> i just got the best revenge on my brother
<Mephistol> he narced me to my mom over leaving dirty shit in teh sink
<Mephistol> now he has to lube up the dog's cock
<Mephistol> take that, fucker.
<AvgJoe> wtf?
<Mephistol> i told u i was hardcoer
<AvgJoe> why were the words lube, dog, and cock used in the same sentence?
<Mephistol> the dogs fucked.. oscar, the male, jsut got ass
<Mephistol> so his red cock is sticking out past the foreskin
<Mephistol> and if it doesn't recede, the foreskin will act as a tournequet, and cut off blood flow
<Mephistol> and lead to amputation of the cock head
<Mephistol> so to combat that, the exposed penis needs to be lubed up to slide back in
<Mephistol> that's where my brother comes into play
<Mephistol> YEAH, NARC ME MOTHER FUCKER, AND HAVE TO LUBE UP THE DOG COCKComment: irc.stileproject.com #stile
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#45562 (48/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Gluctotion: ive determined that tis was just a shakespearian typo |
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