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#45437 (296/404) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Drew> next to that one i found funny is the barcode reader at Regal (movie theater)
<Drew> it had a warning
<Drew> do not look into laser
<Drew> it had it in braille tooComment: #cam, irc.drivemeinsane.com
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#45519 (188/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Aero`> i have created food
<Aero`> without injury
<Aero`> hooray |
#45516 (120/212) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gelfie> stupid cow at work threatened to report me for animal cruelty.
<gelfie> she's chatting in the cubicle next to mine with someone about Atkins. I said I put my cat on Atkins.
<gelfie> she goes on with this spiel about how it'll damage his liver, leech calcium from his bones, ruin his heard yaddah yaddah
<gelfie> stupid bitch. HE'S A CAT. HE JUST EATS MEAT. THATS WHAT CATS DO.
<gelfie> wish I could be there to hear the ASPCA rep on the other end when she calls |
#45533 (165/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@D1-> so I got to walmart to get some fish oil supplements
<@D1-> and I see this dude who looks 10 times nerdier than me picking up a box of condoms right next to me
<@D1-> and man did that not feel right. ;[Comment: #geekissues
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#45504 (171/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<X-PiZeR> thy want me to say how my com skills were improved by my work placement
<X-PiZeR> i really dont know how to start talking about comunication skills ... :(
<Darien> I hope you see the irony in that statement |
#45537 (189/353) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<robotron> Dr_[^o^] is it true that people in your country name their kids by throwing silverware in the air and naming their kids after the sounds it makes when it hits the ground
<robotron> like ching chong kang
<robotron> @_@
<Dr_[^o^]> robie: is it true that you guys name your kids by throwing the bible |
#45418 (112/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dil_dil> Seriously, I had mice as pets when I was a kid. Eventually, a LOT of mice. So I built a cage so I could separate the males and females. That's about when I learned you don't build a mouse cage out of particle board...
<dil_dil> After they chewed their way out of the cage, I'd hear my mother screaming in the middle of the night as they climbed up the curtains in her bedroom. |
#45431 (113/259) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Aven> A simple Google search of "My Unit" is good for many laughs.
<Aven> "What do I do if I cannot find my unit?"
<Aven> "My unit broke twice in a year!"
<Aven> "My unit is deploying."
<Aven> "Why is my unit "louder" than an identical model in a friend’s house?"
<Aven> "My unit is making a humming noise. Could it be the compressor?"
<Aven> "My unit is working fine; do I really need to stop using it?"
<Aven> "I suspect that my unit became overheated and now will not run."
<Aven> "Will my unit work in bad weather?"
<Aven> "This is not the exterior of my unit, but it is part of the same development."
<Aven> "What happens if I designate my Unit as public/private?" |
#45485 (104/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<synth> ONE DAY ILL HAVE SEX RAAB
<Raab> if you take x, its really hard not to
<Raab> or just slip her a roofie
<synth> i slipped off a roof onceComment: #dt on irc.zirc.org - Come visit ^_^
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#45489 (55/163) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hybridpro> what is the best program
<hybridpro> for avi to dvd
<hybridpro> on mirc
<wixard> irc2dvd
<PcChip> i hear they released version 5.6
---- five minutes later ----
<hybridpro> um, there is no irc 2 dvd
<hybridpro> U ALL ARE A BUNCHA LIERS
<hybridpro> FUCKERS!!!!! |
#45434 (20/212) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Ryan0rZ) double wammy, Knox
(Ryan0rZ) your grandma died and you lost your internet
(Ryan0rZ) I'd hate to have that happen to me
(Knox) lol :(
(Ryan0rZ) I can't go very long without the internet
(Ryan0rZ) :'(Comment: #tag irc.zirc.org
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