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<Grug> Grug Fact: I was born on my mums Birthday!!!
<Grug> Serious
<Grug> 3rd of July
<Grug> She said I was worst bday present ever

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nbody2002:If you can read this you may be addicted to the internet

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<Phlip> I'm not insensitive! I'm political-correctness-deprived!

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<Lost> wow this is so retarted
<Lost> my main computer
<Lost> needs a new video card
<Tenor> ? Lost
<Lost> flys got inside my computer and cloged everything up
<Lost> like
<Lost> tons of them
<Tenor> how the fuck did that happen
<Lost> and burnt out my video card
<Lost> I have no screen on my window
<Lost> and I have LED lights
<Lost> so I guess they go near the LED fan
<Lost> and get sucked in

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