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#44984 (480/680) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
auslander: i think we can all agree I'm the smartest one here
megaL: your IQ is like 1. im a million time smarter
s1r: a million times 1 is still one, asshole

#44980 (94/172) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Humour> milkshakes arent that good imo
<Humour> at least not ones made by mcdonalds
<omnigeek> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<omnigeek> How could you gauge anything by mcdonalds standards
<omnigeek> Thats like having a fat guy rape you in prison and saying you dont enjoy sex.

#44953 (81/159) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<beafet> gender neutral name
<Buliwif> kelly
<Buliwif> gene
<WeirdHat> randy
<Buliwif> Randy: ok for a guy... porn star future for a chick
<WeirdHat> my mom's name is randy
<Buliwif> ......

#44970 (84/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<3WD> >.<
<3WD> i have all this work to do
<3WD> but I'm so close to being done this quest in GuildWars...
<1of42> >.<
<3WD> i hate procrastionation...
<3WD> meh, i'll stop procrastinating later

#44955 (48/150) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
gr3ym4tt3r: NEVER MASTURBATE AFTER 5 DAYS OF NOT DOING IT.
AerialFlames: Dude, yeah
gr3ym4tt3r: Especially with no towels nearby.
AerialFlames: It goes BOOM
gr3ym4tt3r: This is gonna be fucking nasty, but I hit myself in the fucking EYE.
gr3ym4tt3r: IN. MY. EYE.
AerialFlames: ..WTF
AerialFlames: WTF
AerialFlames: POINT IT AWAY
AerialFlames: DUMBASS
gr3ym4tt3r: I did... but it was like... *twi*BLAMF*tch*

#44924 (47/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CAPS-LOCK> ARRGH
<CAPS-LOCK> As I unplugged a 4.3Gb SCSI HD, three of the power connector pins broke
<CAPS-LOCK> Equipped with only a 45-watt glass iron with a flat tip and a 3/4 used spool of silver-bearing solder I set out to reattach them
<CAPS-LOCK> After 45 minutes of burning my fingers trying to avoid knocking the damn things over with my gigantic iron, I finally managed to get them all fixed
<CAPS-LOCK> I gleefully went upstairs and attempted to reinstall the HD in its new home.
<CAPS-LOCK> but as I plugged in the power connector...
<CAPS-LOCK> ALL FOUR PINS BROKE!!!!
<CAPS-LOCK> My belly is so full of hate right now...
<overridex> CAPS-LOCK: hmm.... that's kind of like killing a weed in your lawn with a bazooka while leaving everything else in tact ;)Comment: Woops, trimmed too much off that last one.

#44967 (20/120) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SmallKiwi>: my lil stepson has been vomiting at school for the last 2.5 hours
<SmallKiwi>: and i was out getting groceries
<SmallKiwi>: and the only number they called was HOME PHONE
<SmallKiwi>: WTF
<SmallKiwi>: I HAVE CELL PHONE
<SmallKiwi>: THEY HAVE MY CELL #
<SmallKiwi>: They have like 3 emergency contact #'s, anyone of which could've contacted me
<SmallKiwi>: but no
<SmallKiwi>: they call my HOME PHONE ONLY
<SmallKiwi>: FUCKING INCOMPETENT JERKS
<Guyp>: :|
<Guyp>: it's time to prove to your step kids that youre worth a damn
<Guyp>: sometimes that means dying
<Guyp>: sometimes that means killing a whole lot of teachersComment: Sin City <3

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