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#44923 (299/389) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CAPS-LOCK> And now for some good news... Remember that HD I was whining about? I managed to get the drive up and running long enough to get the data off of it.
<CAPS-LOCK> I did so by stuffing paperclips down the hollow stubs of the power pins, removing a power connector block and exposing the wires, and using alligator clips to connect the power wires to the ends of the paperclips
<CAPS-LOCK> \o/
<Pliong> that's impressively ghetto

#44913 (239/447) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<phrog> Light bulbs are not actually "light bulbs" but dark absorbers. When you turn them on, they suck the dark out of the room. You can prove this by holding your hand under a "light bulb". The dark will stack up under your hand where its path to the absorber is blocked by your hand. When they quit working and turn a dark color, it's not because they burnt out, it's because they're full.

#44926 (125/273) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@shrapnel> im going to create a doll with black hair, and a razor in one hand
<@shrapnel> i will call it
<@shrapnel> "Tickle me Emo"Comment: #tenor @ irc.gameradius.org

#44928 (-1/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-- F.R.A.N.C.E [31ms] has joined the channel.
<F.R.A.N.C.E> FLEEEEEE.
-- F.R.A.N.C.E has left the channel.Comment: Micah.

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