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#44809 (268/430) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<laid_back> haha man get this so my brother got suspended from school today
<teqman> what did he do
<duffman> what did he do
<laid_back> cause he says to one kid "hey would you have sex with a fat kid" and this other kid goes "no why" and then my brother goes "cause nash (another kid) is really desperate"
<laid_back> so nash say "tell it to the teacher"
<laid_back> and my brother goes "hey mister smith would you have sex with a fat kid" and the teacher got this weird look on his face and ran down to the office and told the principal
<laid_back> and so the principal is talking to my brother and he says "you were insinuating that mr smith was a child molester" and my broither goes "NO, what insinuated that he was a child molester was the way he reacted"
<laid_back> so they suspended himComment: #system on irc.dal.net
#44802 (243/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<biounix> its horrible, i know
<biounix> but i'm not a writer
<biounix> and i have a BASIC vocabulary
<stan> 10 GOTO SCHOOL
#44850 (219/361) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Segosa> IRC has taught me a girl in a bath tub isn't always a good thing.
#44852 (143/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Segosa>  I bet you can't type 'zorro' with only your left hand, and ALT held in.
<smethead> are you willing to bet
<@Segosa> yes.
<smethead> I'll try mkay
<@Segosa> ok.
* Parts: smethead (~smethead@4279929F.7BF7D4DD.E7626F04.IP)
#44843 (171/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scott> I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I never saw her!
<scott> And she didn't tell me how old she was!
#44810 (107/201) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Bronxalicious> Best thing ever just happened
Bronxalicious> I'm cleaning up my room cause Brent's coming over with his comp right
Bronxalicious> But it's fuckin hot
Bronxalicious> So I take off my pants
Bronxalicious> and I'm just there in boxers vacuuming up thinking no-ones gonna see me
Bronxalicious> next thing my dad walks in, and i'm standing there with the vacuum cleaner and only boxers on
Bronxalicious> and my dads just :|
Bronxalicious> so me not thinking about what hes thinking about im like "hey you want a turn, im bored of this."
{[ Hman> LMFAO
Bronxalicious> and he just keeps staring
Bronxalicious> then walks off without saying a word
Bronxalicious> and then i suddenly realise that the vacuum cleaner is suspiciously near my crotch
Bronxalicious> so my dad now thinks i have sex with the vacuum cleaner
#44858 (165/319) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+UnityDivided> I say to my dad "So apparently Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader."
<+UnityDivided> my dad acts shocked and my mom says "Now why would you say something like that, didn't you just ruin the movie for him?"
<+UnityDivided> my dad and I burst out laughingComment: #wpi
#44847 (141/283) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Lisa: your idea worked!
Lisa: you are the best ever!
Lisa: thats why you are my favorite
Lisa: Thank God for smart people
Phlip: :D I live to serve
Phlip: and to gloat
Phlip: but mostly to serve

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