QDB: Quotes for
About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search

#44549 (483/595) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ExiledFromLight: hahahaha
ExiledFromLight: omfg
Xenophoribic: What?
ExiledFromLight: i was showing my mom some shirts that i was looking at on jinx.com
ExiledFromLight: and she say Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night
ExiledFromLight: and of course jinx is a site for geeks/gamers
ExiledFromLight: and she wanted it, but in white. it only came in black
ExiledFromLight: so im like "geeks dont wear white, it stains too easily"
ExiledFromLight: so she looks at me and says "those stains show up on black too"
Xenophoribic: XD
Xenophoribic: Your mom owned you, man.. Congratulations
#44547 (205/347) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<clay> youre going to pay for this, langdon
<langdon> use apostrophes
<clay> im going to fu'ck you up
#44534 (155/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+^Sheldon> I was in the IT industry 20 years, and I still can't explain why a simple restart solves all problems :p
#44535 (62/158) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tamara> o meed sp,e ficlomg cpffee/
<tamara> homerow. homerow.
<tamara> i need some fucking coffee.
#44533 (77/225) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> just to be clear, there's absolutely zero chance of me cheating on sara
<<FlaVouR> is sara your new laptop?
Comment: #geekissues
#44405 (42/162) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anomaly> I have a problem with my printer, can anybody help?
<Anomaly> I was printing out a photograph but the sun and the sky were messed up, they were black and purple
*** starwarsgamer has joined #outboards
<Galaxy Mage> Apparantly, your cyan-hole and your yellow-hole are clogged, but your magenta-hole and your black-hole are fine.
*** starwarsgamer has quit (sick fuckers)
<Galaxy Mage> ...
#44521 (25/175) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Flayra> Canada seems to have grants, the U.S. seems to have infomercials about grants.

About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search
14,883 quotes approved; 8,692 fermenting; karma: 189.4805